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please help! dh and i are falling out over this life important question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

64 replies

Tortington · 11/03/2011 21:55

recently i contributed to a thread on primary education where i said i feel like punching fairies

tomight i have contributed to my own thread stating that the smiths arse fuck puppies

now.

dh thinks that punching fairies is worse than arse fucking puppies

i think he is being unreasonable am i right?

OP posts:
Honeydragon · 11/03/2011 22:56

rofl @ Nutella

although tbf Tinkerbell has a saucy little wink, perhaps she'd prefer to puppy option?

lotuseener · 11/03/2011 23:02

This made me laugh so loud that I am now busted. DH know nows I am not working on my coursework which I have been complaining constanly about needing time to work on, but mn'ing instead!

mmsmum · 11/03/2011 23:05

Thanks Custardo, I needed to smile! Smile

Now, I like puppies, but I like fairies, it's hard!

mumsgotatum · 11/03/2011 23:17

Just very weird

mumsgotatum · 11/03/2011 23:17

Who are you people?

Honeydragon · 11/03/2011 23:27

mumsgotatum

what do you mean

Who are you people?

Occasionally on Mumsnet you come across serious threads about real issues - hashed out and discussed by seasoned Mumsnet debaters.

Clearly arse fucking puppies and punching fairies is your first foray into such a thread Wink Grin

mumsgotatum · 11/03/2011 23:30

Yes....clearly Confused

cheesesarnie · 11/03/2011 23:32

serious buisness

Honeydragon · 11/03/2011 23:33

absolutely serious business, where did the gavel go?>

differentnameforthis · 11/03/2011 23:50

Puppies, worse, for sure.

Cos you know, fairies aren't real. So you can't actually punch them.

Unless fairies is a euphemism for something else!

differentnameforthis · 11/03/2011 23:51

Puppies, worse, for sure.

Cos you know, fairies aren't real. So you can't actually punch them.

Unless fairies is a euphemism for something else!

Mamaz0n · 11/03/2011 23:53

arse fucking puppies is something that could actually happen, to a living breathing and scientifically proven being.

punching a fairy is a myth. it is imaginable but not conceivable. there is no risk of it actually happening.

therefore arse fucking puppies is way way worse than punching fairies.

and yes, the Smiths are worse than arse fucking a puppy

tethersend · 12/03/2011 00:02

Punching fairies will probably get you locked up faster than arse fucking puppies.

monkeyjamtart · 12/03/2011 00:03

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RightUpMyRue · 12/03/2011 00:06

But there might be some puppies for you to have a go with once you've been banged up so alls OK.

ChaoticAngelofAnarchy · 12/03/2011 00:34

HIBU

thumbwitch · 12/03/2011 00:36

custardo - YANBU. Arse fucking puppies is way worse than punching fairies. Fairies bite.

Heroine · 12/03/2011 00:46

look I know this seems like fun to you guys, but it isn't makeing a joke about stretching a puppy's ass without its real consent, versus punching a lighter than air being who will, in most circumstances, just fly along with your hand and then look indignant isn't really an appropriate comparison.

I think a puppy with a sore botty - no matter how wide its pupils are afterwards, is a lot worse than a fairy with a hurt look on her/his face.

Holding a fairy down and punching the face is, of course fatal and shouldn't be laughed at.

One serious consequence of punching a fairy is the psychological impact of destroying something you oncefelt represented your flittering soul and its associated disrespect for all ethereal. This is traumatic, but not as traumatic, say, as stupidly rationalising your lack of empathy as 'fairies don't exist' 1. if you punch a fairy- it exists 2. if you punch a fairy.. do you?

Ass fucking a puppy is more abusive to the puppy (unless it is really hot and a bit of a pervy), punching a fairy will damage you far more than it (and may also result in weird shit being done to you by other fairies and their pals).

giraffesisonadiet · 12/03/2011 01:04

Fairies could fly away and use magic to heal themselves, puppies would have to take it - so uppies worse.

Asteria · 12/03/2011 01:05

in the absence of actual fairies can one just punch people who drive cars "powered by fairy dust"?

cumfy · 12/03/2011 01:29

[[http://www.fairybox.org/ Medical and nursing staff are increasingly supportive of using the Fairy Box to help
dry tears when a child has had to undergo a difficult or upsetting treatment.]]

FairyBox clearly means boxing with fairies ... it can't mean anything else.

MrsBonkers · 12/03/2011 02:19

Having just read the entire thread, I'm impressed with the logic and articulate arguments of posters.
However, why are you all assuming that the puppy didn't ask to be ass-fucked?

Rohanda · 12/03/2011 02:26

And like to take a flexible approach and thump some fairies whislt at the same time I am arse-fucking the puppy.
no thumping tinkerbell. she's a hottie.

CheerfulYank · 12/03/2011 03:30

Remember those horrifyingly creepy fairies on Torchwood hissing "Come awaaay, oh human child..." ? They deserved a good punch if ever anyone did.

lazarusb · 12/03/2011 10:47

Tinkerbell is a bitch. Nasty, jealous and manipulative. She needs more than a punch.

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