please help! dh and i are falling out over this life important question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tortington]

recently i contributed to a thread on primary education where i said i feel like punching fairies

tomight i have contributed to my own thread stating that the smiths arse fuck puppies

now.

dh thinks that punching fairies is worse than arse fucking puppies

i think he is being unreasonable am i right?

don't care. she's still a hottie.

Arse fucking puppies is illegal.

Punching fairies is currently legal, but beware of imitations such as hen parties and gay men out partying.

Fairies are too damn quick to punch, (spoilers for S6 of Supernatural if you watch it)

I read it as puppets, which was bad enough, but arse fucking puppies is definitely worse than punching fairies!
And yes, Tinkerbell is a bitch.

ya know. everytime some calls tinkers a bitch I will be writing their names down in my little black book. and I will be telling her later.

just saying.

Please don't dob me in to Tinkerbell? I thought this was supposed to be anonoymous? Please don't tell, she is one malicious bitch (teehee) and she's bound to know who I really am!

Scared now.

But even if she comes for me, I'll punch her in the face.

Thats an interesting spelling of anonymous isn't it?!

I think its pretty safe to tell sh that arse fucking puppies is worse than punching a fairy. This thread just saved my marriage

didn't the Smiths do a song about arse-fucking puppies or am I getting confused?

I think it was about fisting (Hand in Glove)

Do you call each other Puppy and Fairy in bed? If this is the case, why are you bringing the Smiths into all this sordidness?

how many puppies though?

Have you lot been on the sauce again? :o

Tsk!