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How poncetastic are you?

103 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 07/03/2011 19:30

Twice this weekend i have had TheLook frm friends implying that I have my foot on the slippery slope to wankfrippery.

Shock

Firstly, I was caught with my Sat Nav tuned to the dulcet tones of Jacques issuing directions en francais.

And secondly, I received the Raised Eyebrow when my BF spotted the candle bags placed beautifully outside my humble abode specifically to provide a warm welcome to ungrateful visitors.

Please comfort by sharing your worst affectations.

[wunk]

OP posts:
SarahStrattonHasNiceBears · 07/03/2011 19:35

Yankee candles and Cath Kidston shite frippery Blush

Umnitsa · 07/03/2011 19:38

Candle-lit dinners with DH every evening. Yes, even after the baby was born half a year ago.

valleyqueen · 07/03/2011 19:43

I love the word wankfrippery :)

Are Yankee candles poncey? I have loads a few.

SarahStrattonHasNiceBears · 07/03/2011 19:53

That's not wankfrippery Umnitsa, that's bloody impressive Shock

ChaosTrulyReigns · 07/03/2011 20:35

Blimey Umni, impressive squared methinks.

Grin
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thisisyesterday · 07/03/2011 20:40

look just cos umnitsa hasn't paid her electricity bill doesn't make it impressive alright Wink

i got raised eyebrows at Eat the other weekend when we went in for elevenses and my children (who happen to have fairly poncy names also) chose salads to eat.
I was Blush

NinkyNonker · 07/03/2011 20:42

I am quite poncey I guess, but never thought about it until MN. I'll think of some examples.

MillsAndDoom · 07/03/2011 20:44

not poncetastic enough evidently

SheWhoMustNotBeFlamed · 07/03/2011 20:45

I have wnaky twigs now. Thanks to the other thread.

GlynisIsFixed · 07/03/2011 20:46

oohh, i'm a right ponce

have lemon instead of vinegar with my fish and chips

have different glasses for red and white wine, and not just for when people are in

have a butter dish

[wishes there was a ponce emoticon]

PonceyMcPonce · 07/03/2011 20:46

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Umnitsa · 07/03/2011 20:47

Thank you! Candle-lit dinners have always been "our thing" although we both work rather long hours, so often end up eating around 11 pm. I thought it would stop with DD's birth (well, everyone told me it would!). Fortunately, she sleeps well, and we can carry on although DH cooks more often than me these days.

ZuzuBailey · 07/03/2011 20:48

I have Cath Kidston matches. They were all I could afford.

MilliONaire · 07/03/2011 20:49

God, I must be the queen of ponce so!
I love the candlebags
Hate yankee candles but have several Jo Malone ones
lots of cath kidston
i own an apron and a butter dish and I, too, have seperate glasses for red and white wine..
I collect 'nice' serving dishes and have a lovely, appropriate recepticle for any dish you can care to think of!

PigeonPie · 07/03/2011 20:51

GlynisIsFixed - I thought that using red and white wine glasses and a butter dish (or two) was normal.

Maybe I'm not normal then!

valleyqueen · 07/03/2011 20:51

Butter dishes? Ok maybe I am poncey.

molemesseskilledIpom · 07/03/2011 20:53

Yankee Candles are a must. They are not poncey, they are a necessity. NOTHING is better than a Yankee Candle.

manicbmc · 07/03/2011 20:55

I drink my lambrini from the bottle Grin

valleyqueen · 07/03/2011 21:03

My friend came round on Friday and drank Lambrini from a pint glass. Pure class she is.

sethstarkaddersmackerel · 07/03/2011 21:05

is Cath Kidston still not chav then? give it a month or two....

gapbear · 07/03/2011 21:07

Butter dish - check.
Scented candles - Diptyque (part used, off eBay - ssh!)check
Cath Kidston tat - check
Candle bags - nope
Special wine glasses - nope

I reckon I am 80% wankfrippertastic

Hassled · 07/03/2011 21:07

What is the difference between a red wine glass and a white wine glass? I'm baffled - and there was me thinking I had high ponce credentials.

MilliONaire · 07/03/2011 21:08

yankee candles are def chav Grin I can't stand them they smell cheap!

GlynisIsFixed · 07/03/2011 21:09

a red wine glass is bigger than a white wine glass, it has a larger bowl to let more air onto the surface of the wine. red wine breathes you see

[ponce ponce]

PigeonPie · 07/03/2011 21:11

Red wine glasses are bigger than white