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Original poster

Spooning while nursing

80 replies

StealthPolarBear · 04/03/2011 22:55

Hope the OP doesn't mind
Does anyone want to continue the discussion?

OP posts:
petisa · 04/03/2011 22:57

Lol at title stealth! Grin

Very concise actually.

PigValentine · 04/03/2011 22:58

Not if "spooning" or "lurvemaking" is involved Grin

Both are forbidden in my home, also sex is permitted, provided I am not performing any household task at the time.

Does anyone remember a poster about breastfeeding that someone posted a link to once? It showed a picture of a baby breastfeeding, while a mans hand held the other breast. That also divided opinion!

PigValentine · 04/03/2011 22:59

extraneous "also" there!

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 04/03/2011 22:59

SPB You had to use the 's' word. Frankly, I'm disappointed.

backwardpossom · 04/03/2011 22:59

You won, SPB!

This is a better title, btw.

However, it does miss out the bit where the OP said they stopped before actually doing the deed.

Original poster
StealthPolarBear · 04/03/2011 23:00

Yes, and I can see why the OP got into the situation she did, and the calls of SS are ridiculous. The OP decided it was a step too far and put a stop to it - I agree.

OP posts:
BitOfFun · 04/03/2011 23:01

GOD, NOOOOOOO, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ENOUGH...

Original poster
StealthPolarBear · 04/03/2011 23:01

boo BoF

OP posts:
petisa · 04/03/2011 23:03

Ok, so to summarise

Original poster
StealthPolarBear · 04/03/2011 23:04

summary from my side is "not in front of the CHILDREN" (unless they're asleep or engrossed in Chuggington)

OP posts:
petisa · 04/03/2011 23:05

I agree with that summary Stealth

usualsuspect · 04/03/2011 23:05

Big Mac anyone?

PigValentine · 04/03/2011 23:05

Would anyone like to volunteer inventive but less contentious ways they have multi-tasked during sex?

I have used a calculator and made a phone call. Not at the same time Grin

LibraPoppyGirl · 04/03/2011 23:06

There are such things as 'splades' though Wink

Sorry just commenting on the end of the last thread about the spooning and other cutlery etc Grin

backwardpossom · 04/03/2011 23:06

Likewise.

I'm off to bed...

Before I go. SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY SPOONY SPOONY SPOON.

Grin
Original poster
StealthPolarBear · 04/03/2011 23:07

were you on the phone to PV at the time?

OP posts:
petisa · 04/03/2011 23:07

No thanks I'm a veggie but am offski to make a cuppa and scoff maryland choc chip cookies before I have to go up and feed baby with no cutlery to hand whatsoever

RumourOfAHurricane · 04/03/2011 23:07

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BitOfFun · 04/03/2011 23:07

Ok, ok- I will contribute once. I think it might depend on the amount of a)suction, and b) pokeage. Not much of either and you can probably just pass it off as a warm moment.

LibraPoppyGirl · 04/03/2011 23:08

Oooh I could go a Big Mac usualsuspect Wink I luuuurrrve Maccas Smile

petisa · 04/03/2011 23:08

can't resist

spooony woooooony luurrrrrrve making

Deciduousblonde · 04/03/2011 23:08

Are we talking about just spooning..or full on rutting?

I'll get me coat... Grin

backwardpossom · 04/03/2011 23:08

I think it might depend on the amount of a)suction, and b) pokeage. Not much of either and you can probably just pass it off as a warm moment.

And there's something I never thought I'd read on MN. Ever.

Right, I'm going this time.

petisa · 04/03/2011 23:09

oh ffs bof now i want to puke

pokeage is soo much WORSE than spoon

lovelifenamechange · 04/03/2011 23:10

SPB Of course I don't mind! Smile