Spooning while nursing

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Hope the OP doesn't mind
Does anyone want to continue the discussion?

My good friend - and I didn't tell her what I was doing! I was much younger at the time, I should point out - I don't think I would now; normally because I have sex in the middle of the night and no-one I know is awake to phone me

night everyone
spoon safely

Now we've definitely got our new quote of the week!

Night all

My next mission? The Arab-Israeli conflict.

Spork anyone?

Wouldn't it just be irritating?

The breastfeeding or spooning??

Spoonage is fine as long as it is sans insertion whilst any other being is in the bed ...whether it be baby - or dog...cos they look at you funny and snarl a bit

Lets not forget that children have VERY long memories - I once saw my mother giving my father a blow job in the kitchen in the middle of the day!!!!! when I was 4 yrs old and while I didnt know exactly what she was doing ...I knew what a penis was because I have brothers and I was fucking horrified

Hah! Both.

But doing them at the same time would piss me off.

DS2 is a biter and I am just about DONE.

DH would get a whack if he tried anything, no more touching me!

I find the "motion" is great for keeping baby asleep.

What would JO think though ? could he make a programme about it?

carnival I was going to write that your post made me spit my wine all over the laptop (which it did) but the imagery seemed somehow wrong given the blow-job context!!

This thread has been bardzo zabawne all day.

Keep on spooning

PigValentine it can't be as bad as my teenaged sister coming home from a night out and finding my father going down on my mother through the glass window of the living room door

thinks my parents need some bromide in their tea

why have I got stars in my post!!!!? Seee I'm disturbed by my parents sexual proclivities! Wah

CarnivalBizarre I emptied my mouth before reading your post and I'm glad I did

At least your parents maintained a healthy sex life?

finding my father going down on my mother through the glass window of the living room door

That's very sweet. Good on your dad.

How can you go down on someone through a glass door?

PigValentine and Mymblesson

I'm confident that my folks have a wonderful sex life but I'm not entirely sure I need to be party to it

Long live the good shag but keep it to yourself for fucks sake

I don't want my kids knowing the ins and outs of my sex life and I sure don't want to know about theirs :)

morloth sorry for my poorly worded post

watching through a glass door

But your sister saw it accidentally. They weren't putting on a show, so you can't really blame them for her seeing it.

;)

On phone so no smilies.

yes you are right Mymblesson but they knew she would have been coming home that evening and should have shown more discretion

What about doing the reverse rodeo whilst Grandad is asleep in his rocking chair? I mean he's got dementia- surely it wont harm him?

If I had seen my parents at it in any way, shape or form, I think I'd have to pluck out my own eyes with a spoooooooon.