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Spooning while nursing

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StealthPolarBear · 04/03/2011 22:55

Hope the OP doesn't mind
Does anyone want to continue the discussion?

OP posts:
PigValentine · 04/03/2011 23:10

My good friend - and I didn't tell her what I was doing! I was much younger at the time, I should point out - I don't think I would now; normally because I have sex in the middle of the night and no-one I know is awake to phone me Grin

StealthPolarBear · 04/03/2011 23:11

night everyone
spoon safely

OP posts:
petisa · 04/03/2011 23:12

Now we've definitely got our new quote of the week!

Night all

BitOfFun · 04/03/2011 23:14

My next mission? The Arab-Israeli conflict.

Pumpster · 04/03/2011 23:16

Spork anyone?

Morloth · 04/03/2011 23:18

Wouldn't it just be irritating?

FannyFifer · 04/03/2011 23:24

The breastfeeding or spooning??

CarnivalBizarre · 04/03/2011 23:30

Spoonage is fine as long as it is sans insertion whilst any other being is in the bed ...whether it be baby - or dog...cos they look at you funny and snarl a bit Grin

Lets not forget that children have VERY long memories - I once saw my mother giving my father a blow job in the kitchen in the middle of the day!!!!! Wink when I was 4 yrs old and while I didnt know exactly what she was doing ...I knew what a penis was because I have brothers and I was fucking horrified

Morloth · 04/03/2011 23:31

Hah! Both.

But doing them at the same time would piss me off.

DS2 is a biter and I am just about DONE.

DH would get a whack if he tried anything, no more touching me!

FannyFifer · 04/03/2011 23:31

I find the "motion" is great for keeping baby asleep.

usualsuspect · 04/03/2011 23:32

What would JO think though ? could he make a programme about it?

PigValentine · 04/03/2011 23:34

carnival I was going to write that your post made me spit my wine all over the laptop (which it did) but the imagery seemed somehow wrong given the blow-job context!!

Mymblesson · 04/03/2011 23:34

This thread has been bardzo zabawne all day.

Keep on spooning Smile

CarnivalBizarre · 04/03/2011 23:40

PigValentine it can't be as bad as my teenaged sister coming home from a night out and finding my father going down on my mother through the glass window of the living room door

thinks my parents need some bromide in their tea

CarnivalBizarre · 04/03/2011 23:41

why have I got stars in my post!!!!? Seee I'm disturbed by my parents sexual proclivities! Wah

PigValentine · 04/03/2011 23:42

CarnivalBizarre I emptied my mouth before reading your post and I'm glad I did Grin

At least your parents maintained a healthy sex life?

Mymblesson · 04/03/2011 23:43

finding my father going down on my mother through the glass window of the living room door

That's very sweet. Good on your dad.

Morloth · 04/03/2011 23:44

How can you go down on someone through a glass door?

CarnivalBizarre · 04/03/2011 23:48

PigValentine and Mymblesson

I'm confident that my folks have a wonderful sex life but I'm not entirely sure I need to be party to it

Long live the good shag but keep it to yourself for fucks sake

I don't want my kids knowing the ins and outs of my sex life and I sure don't want to know about theirs :)

CarnivalBizarre · 04/03/2011 23:50

morloth sorry for my poorly worded post

watching through a glass door

Mymblesson · 04/03/2011 23:50

But your sister saw it accidentally. They weren't putting on a show, so you can't really blame them for her seeing it.

Morloth · 04/03/2011 23:53

;)

On phone so no smilies.

CarnivalBizarre · 04/03/2011 23:55

yes you are right Mymblesson but they knew she would have been coming home that evening and should have shown more discretion

Gemsy83 · 05/03/2011 10:09

What about doing the reverse rodeo whilst Grandad is asleep in his rocking chair? I mean he's got dementia- surely it wont harm him?

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 05/03/2011 11:04

If I had seen my parents at it in any way, shape or form, I think I'd have to pluck out my own eyes with a spoooooooon.