to believe that I should throw DH into the Nest of Vipers?

[nickelbabe]

backstory:
my sister gave me her NHS pregnancy book, and I have been studying it intently (because I want to be fully informed when I finally conceive)
Last night, he was watching the football and I was annoying him every five seconds with comments from the book.

anyway, got to a blue block of text in the Ante-natal section.
it said "think about joining NetMums etc etc etc and the website "
I pointed it out to DH, saying that that was appalling and dreadful that they would suggest such a thing.

he said to me, "that's what you are though, isn't it? netmums?"

my face -->

I explained patiently that we are not NetMums we are MumsNet and he didn't understand! he reiterated that we are a bunch of mums on the net, therefore we are NetMums.

I told him that I would get your opinions on this and report back.

So, AIBU - Nest of Vipers, right?

He is winding you up.

Wait till he's desperate and give him a choice.

Oooh, you realy want him to know what you really are?

Tell him to jog on, if he doesn't understand the difference as you'll be well rid off of such a twunt!

HTH

Desperate for information, I mean. Then: let the best site win, for him!

what would i do if he decided he preferred NM?

i spent a while explaining about the swearing (and obv how important that is), then I sent him to get e a drink so that he missed the first goal.

Tell him that a netmumser would smile at his ignorance and say "never mind, 'hun', lol" and a mumsetter would kick him in the cock.

bump.
need YANBUs.

YANBU

Your DH has got a lot to learn. Bless.

YANBU, how very dare he. . .

Though shalt also not drag netmums mumsnetters from other threads to slag off thine husband.

Although how fucking dare he.

at QueenOfWitches

Let him believe you are a netmum. Then you can continue running with the wolves while he imagines you hypnotised by tickers.

He's controlling and abusive - leave him.

YANBU.

PS: I'll have a glass of white please

Cross post with kitkatta!

He's a raging control freak and doesn't understand you, leave him at once.

Thought I'd get that in there

I was just about to ask what the difference is having never been on NetMums.

Then I read Hecates post at 11:27:28

(Is staying here!)

thank you

i need to get a proper cross-section of MN so that i can show him how daft and silly he is.
what a silly-billy

his name shall be added to a list of 'undesirables'. come the revolution, we'll throw him into the pits with those bitches and see if he can tell the difference

Kitta - white wine is yours.

Yes, grab a turkey baster, extract his man milk and leave the bastard immediately!!

My DH discovered MN a while ago when Googling some 'problem' which one of the DSs had. He read the thread (and found the answer which I'd already given him) and then proceeded to Google Dragon Butter .

I thinks he knows what we're like now!

So, he just needs to find out for himself OP.

but he does know what we're like! He knows that I'm on here all the time every now and then.

he knows who we are!
which is why i can't understand why he'd think we were them
and again.

maybe i should send him over there....