to believe that I should throw DH into the Nest of Vipers?

[nickelbabe]

backstory:
my sister gave me her NHS pregnancy book, and I have been studying it intently (because I want to be fully informed when I finally conceive)
Last night, he was watching the football and I was annoying him every five seconds with comments from the book.

anyway, got to a blue block of text in the Ante-natal section.
it said "think about joining NetMums etc etc etc and the website "
I pointed it out to DH, saying that that was appalling and dreadful that they would suggest such a thing.

he said to me, "that's what you are though, isn't it? netmums?"

my face -->

I explained patiently that we are not NetMums we are MumsNet and he didn't understand! he reiterated that we are a bunch of mums on the net, therefore we are NetMums.

I told him that I would get your opinions on this and report back.

So, AIBU - Nest of Vipers, right?

yuk

Funny thing is, I sort of knew what he was doing without him saying anything - it was his reaction and him turning green which made me laugh.

Relate.

pigeon was it like that?

Yes! It was great. He decided not to go any further

Thing is I know he'd be entertaining on here, but he can't join cos it's my space!

hissssssss....

an example
why the jumping up and down?

Fucking leave him

He should know you better than this, there is no future in it.

Seeing as he sounds so naive thick, try explaining the difference in pictures:
netmums

mumsnet

i've just been trying to look at one of their forum header pages, and it's given me a headache - can hardly read the words because they're pastel on pastel.

i didn't need proof.

I think you need to divorce him. Immediately.

Ha ha Pigeon I don't think I'd like DP to know what I'm up to, I'm more with Chickens on this one

ROFPMSL at the thread on NM it's histerical

isn't it! she gets sympathy ofr being a total bridezilla! so what if your sil announced her engagement? and so what if she "forgot" to return her menu?

if that'd been MN, she'd have had 3 posts before she was reduced to charcoal.

Thanks OP, I've nember been to NM before, now I'm even more grateful I'm here x

NEVER not nember!

oh, i'm really sorry for sending you to NM!

No harm done OP it will be my one and only visit

it is fulsome in cheesiness.

Thanks for the link to NM.

The smileys are better over there, the all important smileys.

no! Totem! coem back!
cooooooommmmmme baaaaaaaaacck!

It's ok I'm still here lol.

Erm, what's 'NetMums'? Don't want to Google it, in case it's something bad...

have they fallen victim to austerity measures? where are all the tickers and whistles and bells?

still nethuns, but without all the froufrou

please don't google it!

you'll feel so much better without knowing (it's like dragon butter)