to believe that I should throw DH into the Nest of Vipers?

[nickelbabe]

backstory:
my sister gave me her NHS pregnancy book, and I have been studying it intently (because I want to be fully informed when I finally conceive)
Last night, he was watching the football and I was annoying him every five seconds with comments from the book.

anyway, got to a blue block of text in the Ante-natal section.
it said "think about joining NetMums etc etc etc and the website "
I pointed it out to DH, saying that that was appalling and dreadful that they would suggest such a thing.

he said to me, "that's what you are though, isn't it? netmums?"

my face -->

I explained patiently that we are not NetMums we are MumsNet and he didn't understand! he reiterated that we are a bunch of mums on the net, therefore we are NetMums.

I told him that I would get your opinions on this and report back.

So, AIBU - Nest of Vipers, right?

Yeah PelvicFloored, as one who googled dragonbutter, I agree you can't be too careful!

did you log in, stiflersmom?

I think these days you can't see the tickers without logging in.

x posts :)

You need to log in to see the stupid tickers.

lol, no I did NOT log in

I feel cheated!

oh god, they're horrible!

just logged in, found out how long ago i signed up, because my password was related to my ex's name.

Just goes to prove OP that you obviously have an higher IQ than your DH, seeing as he doesn't know the difference

it's more to do with the fact that i spend hours on here.

now here's a thread we want to see!

I bet your all over there now arn't you???

49 users & 8 guest?

i'm logged in

but only to take the piss.
i promise.

and i didn't know i could.

look
all the swearwords have been "filtered"

i mean! come on what the fuck point is there to being on a fucking boards if you can't say bollocks or fuck or twat?

that thread has the word "bitchiness" on it

I thought they weren't allowed and had to say "itchiness"?

maybe the worm has turned...... I might join and start a thread about Prince Alberts on babies or something...

16 guest's & counting.. 1 MN'er, 2 MN'ers, 3 MN'ers.

nah, they're allowed bitchiness, but they're not allowed arse or bollocks etc

haven't tried WTF, but i bet that would be too, because it's implying swearing

I got told of for using FFS.

lmao, I juzt joined and have had an email from someone called Yamie Boakes

you couldn't make it up

there's an editor's note (someone called Leanne) on one of the posts, it says "do not try to bypass the swear filter"

anyone seen the film "Fortress"?

Ooh-wasn't allowed to look-"you do not have permission to access this page!" Do I score bonus points?! :o

stifler what did the email say?

I've not seen fortress.

nickel that's a bad thing to do to a woman suffering from morning sickness... I was keeping my lunch down quite well til I saw the sil wedding page... bleeeeeugh. It was the animated hugs that did it.

Curiosity killed the cat... googled dragonbutter - wonder if the person making the dragon butter shea nut handcream has heard of the urban dictionary

That says it all - NM is worse for morning sickness than dragonbutter! Hats off to you kateepie2

katee - i love that dragonbutter isn't as bad as the NM smileys!
PMSL (i had to do it)

for you (virtual, you see, so you can "drink" it!)
and

We have been rumbled!!!