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To be Fecking Mortified!!!

99 replies

mrsnamechanger · 10/02/2011 21:23

Just got home and realised i have walked round Sainsburys, doing the weekly shop, with the top half of my rather unkempt pubes sticking out the top of my trousers!!! Blush Shock

I was feeling rather chuffed yesterday as i manged to find a nice pair of skinny jeans that i bloody thought fitted well.
However, as it turns out, they are rather low cut and coupled with my top, they seemed to have left me somewhat exposed. i keep having flashbacks of when i reached the top shelf to get some olive oil Blush

I did think at the time i was getting a few looks. But in my arrogance i believed it was because i was looking rather fab!!

AIBU to now shop online for the rest of my days, or do i live with the shame, move on and get over it??

OP posts:
radiohelen · 10/02/2011 22:09

Nooooooo Hecate.....The bloodshed! It'll take more than a premptive nurofen to sort that out.

showmewine · 10/02/2011 22:13

you better be careful as the ConDem government wants to privatise forests....

hehehe good story perhaps a leetle trim is needed but no go back to sainsburys and hold your head high you hairy mn'etter Grin

ohboob · 10/02/2011 22:15

ha ha ha ha

privatise forests.

Brilliant.

HecateQueenOfWitches · 10/02/2011 22:17

Shock oh dear GOD

I googled "hair pants" to see if I could come up with something 'funny', perhaps someone sells underwear made of hair or fur.

My eyes, my eyes

radiohelen · 10/02/2011 22:20

OP could be starting a trend that's cheaper than "hair pants".

For those who wax - get a mirkin, shove it down your hipsters and go to Sainos... everyone else primp and preen, get yer Mighty Bush out - stick some jewels in it and go to Sainos...

BeatriceLaBranche · 10/02/2011 22:25

Anybody looking would have thought you were keeping a small furry animal warm, so not to worry.

You can't vajazzle over pubes can you? She'll be needing this instead

HecateQueenOfWitches · 10/02/2011 22:27

"You can't vajazzle over pubes can you?"

WHAAAAAT? Shock

What is vajazzling?

Last time I googled anything I heard about on here, it was dragon butter and I never fully recovered, so reply carefully Grin

BeatriceLaBranche · 10/02/2011 22:32

Now, before I explain I have to make it extremely clear that I saw this on that CH4 teen sex programme and then on the fanny hair thread on here....

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=media.onsugar.com/files/2010/12/50/0/1080/10802215/8fe26d2139ffe235_butterfly_vajazzle.jpg&imgrefurl=kandidkoilz.onsugar.com/Vatoo-12688121&usg=__Sq1cSGjeaDfIzSjALzhMBAbz5Uk=&h=258&w=296&sz=8&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=r_JJ18QYWLF7jM:&tbnh=157&tbnw=180&ei=EGdUTd2ZLsiAhQe2icXeCA&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvajazzle%2Bpictures%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D653%26tbs%3Disch:1%26prmd%3Divns&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=333&vpy=83&dur=1551&hovh=206&hovw=236&tx=86&ty=92&oei=EGdUTd2ZLsiAhQe2icXeCA&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The art of vajazzling

On the programme a girl had her fanny waxed and a really classy playboy bunny stuck on the bleeding aftermath. Twas lovely.

HecateQueenOfWitches · 10/02/2011 22:35

Thanks for that.

I'm considering taking revenge by linking to the hair pants picture now.

It's so classy. So so classy. I'm sure Kate watsit will be sporting that on her wedding night.

HecateQueenOfWitches · 10/02/2011 22:37
Grin

ow.

BeatriceLaBranche · 10/02/2011 22:37

I have just seen an arrow one, maybe it could be recommended to her.

Definitely not my cup of teas anyhoo.

cakeywakey · 10/02/2011 22:38

GrinGrinGrin The whole town will be talking about you. So funny!

pigletmania · 10/02/2011 22:41

ROFL GrinGrinGrin

mumbar · 10/02/2011 22:42

Oh dear just snorted my pepsi max Grin

I'd cut jeans into a barraclava so no-one sees your pubes or recognises your face next time Wink

Did make me find one good reason about having a EMS though - I have to trim low now Grin

amarone · 10/02/2011 22:45

YABU, low cut jeans are sooo unfashionable. And I thought a non-brazilian muff was too?!

Milngavie · 10/02/2011 22:51

Grin this has to be one of the funniest things I have read on here!

mamaGool · 10/02/2011 23:04

Read this out to DH, which reminded him that he needs a ahem trim & started to research intimate trimmers for men. This thread had us both in stitches:
www.menshealth.co.uk/community/forums/thread/412703

lospollos · 10/02/2011 23:07

LMAO I lol'd irl

I take it the growlers need taming??

sorry couldn't resist, Its wierd I don't know nay women who have hair *ahem down there.

solo · 10/02/2011 23:30

Mumbar. Did you mean a balaclava? Wink

GertieWooster · 11/02/2011 00:06

I lol'd at "...I was feeling rather chuffed..." Grin

EcoLady · 11/02/2011 00:56

Am I the only one feeling very old and unfashionable because my jeans sit at the same height as my navel? Confused

butterpieify · 11/02/2011 07:49

Mumber - can you stand to remove hair from the scar area? I can't - I gave up completely on hair removal after my first section, and cringed horribly when it was shaved for my second. Just goes right though me for some reason.

Original poster
mrsnamechanger · 11/02/2011 09:04

Ok, having slept on it so to speak, im thinking maybe i should purchase one of these?

www.cafepress.co.uk/+womens_plus_size_vneck_dark_ts,456212904

www.cafepress.co.uk/+bad_hair_day_ts,436200942

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