To be Fecking Mortified!!!

[mrsnamechanger]

Just got home and realised i have walked round Sainsburys, doing the weekly shop, with the top half of my rather unkempt pubes sticking out the top of my trousers!!!

I was feeling rather chuffed yesterday as i manged to find a nice pair of skinny jeans that i bloody thought fitted well.
However, as it turns out, they are rather low cut and coupled with my top, they seemed to have left me somewhat exposed. i keep having flashbacks of when i reached the top shelf to get some olive oil

I did think at the time i was getting a few looks. But in my arrogance i believed it was because i was looking rather fab!!

AIBU to now shop online for the rest of my days, or do i live with the shame, move on and get over it??

EcoLady, you are not alone! in fact, my favourite jeans right now are above my naval .

I think the way fashion is exposing more and more flesh, the OP will soon be feeling pretty unfashionable herself because I reckon we'll all be back to wearing just a fig leaf again fairly soon

Hehe.

Actually if I'd seen that in Tesco, it would have made my day. Pubes are dead sexy.

Beatrice, can you actually imagine if op had been wearing the working out t shirt when she was in the shop?
Oh my lard, much laughing here.

She should get it for future flashings.

lol @ merkin workout i've been giggleing about these posts since last night, great tread so nice to have a good belly laugh for a change keep up the good work merkins out everywhere lol

Have only read your first post OP, but fucking hell - either your jeans are indecently and weirdly low, or you have the pubes of an Orangutan. I'm not exactly known for my conscienciousness where fanjo-grooming is concerned, but this is freaking me out.

Mingetastic!

lol

one word. WAX. You could even get a vajazzle (snort) and really entertain next time. Oh dear.

Maybe you could shop online - the other thread says ocado is great???????

ps for future reference - super high waisted, flat front jeans with a flare are IN so no more risk of muffin (or muff) baring :)

You do know your going be spoken about for years to come OP..

There will be teens telling rhe story of The 'bearded' lady in Sainsbos... and as all legands it will be embellishes and added upon until people are saying your bush was growing up to your navel and down to your knees.

Oh god, my friend did this on the beach. She was heavily pregnant and came bounding up to us (big group of women and men) to say hi, and most of us were sitting on mats and chairs and most of her pubes were tufting out from her bikini bottom at eye level.

If it had been just girls I would have said something, but not in front of the chaps too.

She obviously had no idea what was going on under the bump.

I was frozen trying desparately to think of something useful to do for her. I leapt up and suggested a swim, and asked her if she was coming, but she said no and carried on chatting.

This is so funny - reminds me of the woman who took her bikini bottoms off at the poolside

Classics anyone?

Brilliant thread!

OMG! Too funny. Yesterday while walking through the change room to take DD out to the public swimming pool, (there's a terribly positioned mirror exiting the change room) I noticed the spider legs more than peeking out the sides, but by this time there was nothing I could do. I got into the pool fast.

Ad for Sainsbury's tuna pasta bake is on the convos page.....

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

I have just ordered you one of these for your next shopping trip OP

www.zazzle.co.uk/ask_me_about_my_pubes_tshirt-235593819615784044

Or this from the same link

Ahem minge police! In my defence, i think its has to be genetic or hormonal, either way its got to be natural

Am prone to the odd straggler on my chin too!

Love the t shirts! especially, "ask me about my pubes" sooo tempted to don it on for trip to meat counter for round 2 with the poor butcher who well what can i say, had a good butchers!

DD just asked what I am giggling about and when I told her she said "Is there a picture?!".

you go girl get the al toushairs on and be proud hahah