To be Fecking Mortified!!!

[mrsnamechanger]

Just got home and realised i have walked round Sainsburys, doing the weekly shop, with the top half of my rather unkempt pubes sticking out the top of my trousers!!!

I was feeling rather chuffed yesterday as i manged to find a nice pair of skinny jeans that i bloody thought fitted well.
However, as it turns out, they are rather low cut and coupled with my top, they seemed to have left me somewhat exposed. i keep having flashbacks of when i reached the top shelf to get some olive oil

I did think at the time i was getting a few looks. But in my arrogance i believed it was because i was looking rather fab!!

AIBU to now shop online for the rest of my days, or do i live with the shame, move on and get over it??

lol @ vajazzle

I have very nearly done this - hence why I have taken to wearing dresses and/or tunics AT ALL TIMES.

Haha!! Sorry but that is just the best thing Ive heard on here for ages. (grin)

just get over it these things happen (apparently) fold the jeans up put them in a cupboard and forget they are there.

thats better!! haha

i keep hearing nelson from the simpsons laughing as you walk round the shop hahaha

This has happened to me before too....you are not a long-pubed freak....some low cut jeans are really low if you don't belt them/hoik em up constantly.....I feel your pain!!!

Christ! Triffid pubes?!

that is so funny, thanks OP! am giggling on the sofa

Omg JJH I have just inhaled my tea then snorted out my nose! LOL

Loving the thread-and vajazzling! Best laugh in ages :o

just

Triffid Pubes :o.

OP - you're not a freak, you won't have been captured on CCTV, honest. Some jeans are really really low.

crying with laughter - that has cheered me up no end - sorry to laugh OP but JESUS WEPT!!

i'd be weary of watching caught on camera for a while haha only pullin your pubes lol

OMG a pants tash!

just kidding lovey worse things av happend to me!!!

It can't be freaky - you get shaved for a section, and most jeans sit on and irritate my scar (urgh) so it can't be odd to have jeans that sit below the pube line.

I do hope when you return you have namechanged to HarryBush

are your jeans called troushairs

Triffid Pubes! I don't know what you are all getting het up about - haven't you seen the Joy of Sex... There's nothing wrong with a Mighty Bush!
Traps the pheromones don't ya know! Get's you more action in the sack and means you don't have to have some freak in a white coat and gloves probing your ladyparts with hot wax and strips and glaring at you with her enormous eye through her lighted magnifying glass.
LONG LIVE THE MIGHTY BUSH

HecateQueenofwitches - errr is that some kind of combine harvester??
Pleeeease.. wouldnt a flymo have been kinder???

Hehehe, this really made me laugh, wear higher cut jeans in future or dye your pubes flesh coloured so they'll be less noticeable :)

And don't worry about anyone recognising you next time you're in Sainsbury's, no-one was looking at your face!

I'm sorry.

Try this instead