Unpopular Opinions (just for fun) part 2

[HeathcliffMoorland]

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Well - maybe they are THE SEX if THE SEX is watery and disappointing?

people who write/say things like "wayne Rooney/Ronaldo/Torres earns xyz amount for kicking a ball around a field yet our brave soldiers are fighting for out freedom for 20,000 a year. The worlds gone mad. Give soldiers footballers wages."

Are,to a man, fucking morons with seemingly no idea about how market forces work and never seem to apply the same argument to their favourite singer/actor etc.

pina coladas are nice. i don't care if they are tacky.

somthing from the freezer and a spud is a perfectly nutritionally adequate meal for a toddler.

Cbeebies is like a gift horse to the modern parent. don't look it in the mouth.

If someone tells you that you look like Kate Middleton, Keira Knightley, whatever what they actually mean is you vaguely resemble them but are probably about 30% less attractive

Most women can't walk properly in high heels

Wuthering Heights is shit

My friend passed her own vibrator out of her bag round the Ann Summers party for people to put on their noses ... she thought it was funny!! Serious misjudgement or what??

THE SEX is watery and disappointing????
Perhaps Ann Summers has something for that!

Sense & Sensibility is a shit novel but a lovely film.

You've never had a decent mojito then :) Done properly they are zingy, minty, sweet and alcohol-y all at once. I had a terrible one once at a Mexican in Bristol. It could have put me off for life but I tried another THANK GOD.

TBF to Coleen Nolan, her left hand weighs 6 stone have you seen the size of it, it looks like she's wearing one of those foam gloves that fans wear at sporting events.

Undertone - you've hit the nail on the head - most 'classics' are better on TV (BA hons Eng Lit me

Still can't find Mojito ingredients....

"people who write/say things like "wayne Rooney/Ronaldo/Torres earns xyz amount for kicking a ball around a field yet our brave soldiers are fighting for out freedom for 20,000 a year. The worlds gone mad. Give soldiers footballers wages."

Are,to a man, fucking morons with seemingly no idea about how market forces work and never seem to apply the same argument to their favourite singer/actor etc."

A former school twat mate wrote that on FB last night. Had to breathe in through nose, out through mouth twenty times before deciding to post on her wall explaining that FIFA and the army have FUCK ALL to do with one another.

Ditto for "This week is cartoon week. Change your picture to a cartoon to stop child abuse." Errrrrr, NO, donate to the NSPCC or something if you want to help stop it. How will changing your FB picture to Dastardly and Mutley help in any way?

Nope - I'm not Coleen Nolan - but I want to be if I get to have a 6 stone hand - then I could clobber all those horrid people who have opinions differing to my own

i'd really like a mojito right now.

candleshoe - mojito

Compulsive reporters need to get a life or rebel a bit. So what if your neighbours car tax has run out. Jesus

Only middle class parents say "hear hear" and ride their childs scooter home

People who don't care about animal abuse are knuckle draggers who are only evolved enough to care about their own species. Yet they come on here taking the piss out of chavs/Jeremy Kylers

"What about the menz" posters probably dumb down in male company and only order salad

Little Dorrit is actually unfinishable in book form! And only Coleen Nolan can lift it with her unfeasibly big hands....

oh, you mean in your house...?

mojito recipe - look you can even see from the picture it's a shit drink. A gimlet pisses all over a mojito. Hands down.

I'm an Eng Lit student as well. You know what? I'm bloody sick of reading. I dun loads. I think I wore out me eyes.

x-post.

TBF to Coleen Nolan, her left hand weighs 6 stone have you seen the size of it, it looks like she's wearing one of those foam gloves that fans wear at sporting events

:o

So true Undertone - I watched Tele everyday for months after my degree - just to try and recover!

Thanks for the recipe

i don't understand all these women who wander around thinking that they have a right to vote and to be equally paid and so on, but who vehemently deny being feminists. i think it's a pathetic piece of doublethink, actually and quite spineless.

""What about the menz" posters probably dumb down in male company and only order salad"

Ooooooooh you in biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig shit now.

No, no no no no no no no the mojito in that picture is all wrong I can tell by looking at it. The mint and lime hasn't been sufficiently mashed, for one. I absolutely refuse to believe that anyone who doesn't like a mojito has either had one or had a properly made one at least.

Mojito party at mine. This saturday. I will show you the way.

I am totally happy with sexual inequality so long as they pay my DH enough for us all to actually live on and men open doors for me and let me leave sinking ships on the first life raft - I wouldn't mind losing my vote - bastard politicians always get in anyway!

stripey, it's like this...

Actually, can't be arsed.