Unpopular Opinions (just for fun) part 2

[HeathcliffMoorland]

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Haribo is shit as well.

Does the wine glass mean you are drunk?

Asteria, I need mind bleach now! EEEEEEwwwwww.
He's got curly hair and a bald spot.

I could quite happily pin Richard Hammond down I think he'd be scared though.

Nah Noddy - just that you would like to be

Harry Ramp = TRAMP. Rampy = trampy.

Non,non,non, ladies. I shop at Sainso's too, if I've been banned from ASDA for scrapping with big-haired twat women in the baked goods aisle. I'm referring to people, who have been referenced in threads on here, who shop in Sainsbo's and say stuff like "ASDA closed is it?" if another shopper's kid is blarting or "THERE IS NO. TZATZIKI. Dis-arse-star." It's just Sainsbo's, innit? Climb out yer arse. You can't buy toilet paper infused with truffle oil in Sainsbo's, you ain't all that, girlfriend.

Hammond would give you the time of your life - he wouldn't be scared of anything!

I was wondering what it was x 1000

Malificence - to be fair I did read that back to myself and suddenly feel a touch queasy. The hamster on the other hand... A night with us MNers would probably end his days prematurely!!

I'm going to just quietly carry on listing things that are shit.

Doritos
Black olives
Lip gloss
BMWs
Mojitos
Vol-au-vents.

Pretty comprehensive, I'd say.

ANY man.... I'm really too dusty to care!

Doritos
Black olives
Lip gloss
BMWs
Mojitos
Vol-au-vents

You are so right - except I've never had a Mojito

Jesus. All of you women saying you'd bump uglies with the Top Gear lads... pass me the sick bag.

If you think that buy paying £3 for a carton of juice from the fridge section you're getting anything any different from the 83p juice on the shelves, you are a very silly billy.a

Martin Lewis, money-saving expert, fuck off. Your wife is probably fucking the window-cleaner.

Which is probably you because you wouldn't fork out for a window cleaner so I have no idea what I'm on about TBH Martin, sorry

recycling is a waste of time

The benefits of breastfeeding are massively exaggerated

Men should never be vegetarians

You haven't got big bones you're just fat

in my case, yes.

i love Sainsbos too

Mojito's are delicious - spank the pants of disgusting alcopops (just to get back from my yearning for bald spots and pot bellies)

Candle parties
Pampered chef parties
Ann Summers parties
Colour-me beautiful parties
Book parties

IN FACT

Any party where eating drinking and chatting are interuppted by some bint trying to flog her pitiful wares!!

bupcakes - you get BITS in the £3 juice. Or buy 83p one and add foot filings. Job done.

Candleshoe - DON'T hav a mojito. Fucking ice and mint and some watery shite at the bottom which may have had some rum in it once. When I want a drink I want a proper amount of liquor. I'm a big girl and I can handle it.

Bupcakes - so funny tonight

Nancy - how do you explain being a size 8 and weighing 11 stone if it's not big bones (or a lead weight in each pocket!)

People who don't allow their children a childhood because they believe something terrible happen if they don't have them kept as prisoners in their bedrooms.

Then come up with the you can't be to careful defence . . . yes you can!! Release them into the fresh air - without you!!

The chip on my shoulder adds a good few points to my BMI. Could be that?

farmers markets, food markets in general, substandard food at overly inflated prices.

trawling round town to buy food instead of parking in the P&T of The glorious mecca of convenience that is a modern out-of-town supermarket is a mugs game.

fact.

Mojitos are THE SEX.

I went to an Ann Summers party once with my MOTHER. Never wanted to die as much as I did that night.

11 stone and size 8?Only if you are coleen nolan

I'm with you Edgar!