When I first posted on here ooooh, about three months ago (for advice on how to get my little girl to sleep) MN was just a nice supportive community of men pretending to be women and some dogs. We got to know each other. I soon learnt that Anyfucker is actually Jeff from the Prince of Wales who leans on the far end of the bar and says "I really love you" to anything wearing a skirt. Scottishmummy is actually a border terrier... we all skipped happily from thread to thread calling people abusers and telling anyone who'd listen that they were 'better than that' and to 'ditch the self-preening cock-bastard.'
Sorry for going all misty eyed on everybody, but it was just lovely.
And then you lot all came along. Women. Brimming with hatred, overflowing with coarse and vulgar language and wanting to start a fight with anyone who so much as suggests that they might think that, actually, having a nanny doesn't make you a twat or that how much Calpol you give DD isn't really that big a deal.
Leave us alone. Please. It was nice, like being in a summer meadow. You're forcing us all out into things like pubs to watch stuff like sport. And then you'll just write about us on here as if you were cheating with our online selves the moment our backs were turned. It hurts. We have feelings.
Sorry. Its late, I'm bored and wifey's just walking through the door so I'd better turn this off right now....