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...to think that all these women have really dragged MN into the gutter?

180 replies

deepheat · 03/02/2011 22:27

When I first posted on here ooooh, about three months ago (for advice on how to get my little girl to sleep) MN was just a nice supportive community of men pretending to be women and some dogs. We got to know each other. I soon learnt that Anyfucker is actually Jeff from the Prince of Wales who leans on the far end of the bar and says "I really love you" to anything wearing a skirt. Scottishmummy is actually a border terrier... we all skipped happily from thread to thread calling people abusers and telling anyone who'd listen that they were 'better than that' and to 'ditch the self-preening cock-bastard.'

Sorry for going all misty eyed on everybody, but it was just lovely.

And then you lot all came along. Women. Brimming with hatred, overflowing with coarse and vulgar language and wanting to start a fight with anyone who so much as suggests that they might think that, actually, having a nanny doesn't make you a twat or that how much Calpol you give DD isn't really that big a deal.

Leave us alone. Please. It was nice, like being in a summer meadow. You're forcing us all out into things like pubs to watch stuff like sport. And then you'll just write about us on here as if you were cheating with our online selves the moment our backs were turned. It hurts. We have feelings.

Sorry. Its late, I'm bored and wifey's just walking through the door so I'd better turn this off right now....

OP posts:
bupcakesandcunting · 04/02/2011 23:26

I am hysterical.

Really.

2shoes · 04/02/2011 23:29

I think the op is reacting badley to Wine he wanted a
<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.concentratedawesome.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/beer.jpg&imgrefurl=concentratedawesome.net/2009/10/22/brew-haha/&usg=__SR7ZOrYgjplGoB649a66dPykZHc=&h=450&w=312" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">hope this works or I will look stuuuupid

2shoes · 04/02/2011 23:29

it didn't

Pictish · 04/02/2011 23:33

I agree with whoever said that it's the time of year....never thought about it that way, but yeah....I'm currently crankier than I usually am, no money, cabin fever, crap weather, ill kids.

Bring on the Spring I say.

BaronessBomburst · 04/02/2011 23:35

So men, dogs and Wine ..... if we add a donkey we can have a right Bacchanalian Friday night!

Tigerbomb · 04/02/2011 23:40

oooohhhh there are men on mumsnet ?

Helloooooo

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 04/02/2011 23:43

Yes I'm a guy, but more of a Mills & Boon man....with grey flecked hair at my temples, tan slacks over my honey toned thighs, a loose knitted sweater slightly outlining my firm chest (with a sprinkling of salt and pepper hair) and the softest Italian leather grosgrain brogues on my feet.

I can speak waspishly or throatily whilst pressing my "manliness" against any of you ladies....

But only if you have a peaches and cream complexion, your hair swept up in an elegant chignon, a slick of lipgloss and an elegant crisp white blouse.

Oh and my real name is Dr. Luke Davenport...or some such other bollocks....

AnyFucker · 04/02/2011 23:44

Maybe it's the Wine but I am not actually sure if I have been insulted in the OP, or not

Can anybody tell me, please ?

Asteria · 04/02/2011 23:44

Sorry it took me so long - I was just dusting off the cobwebs and selecting my sluttiest favourite twinset...

Right, where are these men I heard about?

KerryMumbles · 04/02/2011 23:45

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

GreenEyesandHam · 04/02/2011 23:48

Binfull

Christ but that's made my juices flow

2shoes · 04/02/2011 23:49

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 pheeeeeeeeeeewww

AnyFucker · 04/02/2011 23:50

anybody ?

deepheat ?

help me out here...

Asteria · 04/02/2011 23:52

"Or I could crochet us all some nice penises?"
Per - surely the plural of penises is peni? I'm slightly concerned about the hygene implications of woolen willies too - especially with GreenEyes in full flow...

Asteria · 04/02/2011 23:54

PS deepheat have just washed my hair and it is particularly soft atm...

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 04/02/2011 23:55

Certainly absorbent though? And washable on low temp with that new Ariel liquid

FoundWanting · 04/02/2011 23:57

AnyFucker Jeff, your true identity has been outed while you were down the pub leering at girls young enough to be your daughter.

But don't worry, I already knew and I won't tell anyone.

GreenEyesandHam · 04/02/2011 23:57

Phwoarrrrr

^That is a euphanism, right?

Asteria · 05/02/2011 00:01

not in front of the dog Blush

2shoes · 05/02/2011 00:02

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 please post again

AnyFucker · 05/02/2011 00:03

FW, but I don't get it

I thought I was a middle-aged Manc who was a bit sweary sometimes

I don' even know anybody called Jeff Smile

Boohooyou · 05/02/2011 00:03

I didn't know we had wine glasses Wine
How long have we had wine glasses ?
Do we need some beer glasses now?
Or goggles?

GrimmaTheNome · 05/02/2011 00:04

See, AF, you can learn a lot about your true identity on MN

Ladyofthehousespeaking · 05/02/2011 00:05

Anyfucker gets someone to go ceer-raaazy every 2 months or so

she is the sue sylvester of mumsnet, and we all live sue

ALSO
anyfucker is nice!

AnyFucker · 05/02/2011 00:06

I never knew !