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...to think that all these women have really dragged MN into the gutter?

180 replies

deepheat · 03/02/2011 22:27

When I first posted on here ooooh, about three months ago (for advice on how to get my little girl to sleep) MN was just a nice supportive community of men pretending to be women and some dogs. We got to know each other. I soon learnt that Anyfucker is actually Jeff from the Prince of Wales who leans on the far end of the bar and says "I really love you" to anything wearing a skirt. Scottishmummy is actually a border terrier... we all skipped happily from thread to thread calling people abusers and telling anyone who'd listen that they were 'better than that' and to 'ditch the self-preening cock-bastard.'

Sorry for going all misty eyed on everybody, but it was just lovely.

And then you lot all came along. Women. Brimming with hatred, overflowing with coarse and vulgar language and wanting to start a fight with anyone who so much as suggests that they might think that, actually, having a nanny doesn't make you a twat or that how much Calpol you give DD isn't really that big a deal.

Leave us alone. Please. It was nice, like being in a summer meadow. You're forcing us all out into things like pubs to watch stuff like sport. And then you'll just write about us on here as if you were cheating with our online selves the moment our backs were turned. It hurts. We have feelings.

Sorry. Its late, I'm bored and wifey's just walking through the door so I'd better turn this off right now....

OP posts:
Ladyofthehousespeaking · 05/02/2011 00:06

*love oops

glances at AF

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 05/02/2011 00:06

greeneyes I have to urgently perform lifesaving heart surgery on a child I single handedly rescued from a house fire last week.

When I get back I'll pick you up in my sleek sedan, (with a cashmere sweater draped effortlessly over my broad shoulders and knotted over my hard chest) for an intimate dinner, after which we will retire to the balcony of my riverside apartment and I will murmur sweet nothings hoarsely into your throat.

Please wear a simple elegant cocktail dress and wrap with your hair freshly washed and fragrant......

LadyPumpington · 05/02/2011 00:08

Can I interest anyone in a cup of tea _/>?
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/site_stuff/1142368-So-wheres-the-cup-of-tea-emoticon-then come visit!!

AnyFucker · 05/02/2011 00:09

I mean I never knew I was a bloke in the pub called Jeff

do I like football and am I a tits or arse man ?

I need to know this

FoundWanting · 05/02/2011 00:09

Jeff, perhaps you don't know anyone else called Jeff. You are Jeff.

You're a bit thick, too. Grin

AnyFucker · 05/02/2011 00:10

I am very thick, obviously, and have an identity disorder

I think I am an arse man though, I am quite clear on that

GrimmaTheNome · 05/02/2011 00:11

AF, 'anything in a skirt' implies you're a leg and/or arse bloke.

Bin, about the hoarseness - give up smoking cheroots.

reelingintheyears · 05/02/2011 00:13

Jeff..... have you got piles...?

Ladyofthehousespeaking · 05/02/2011 00:13

I like to think AF is a shrinking violet wallflower type,
scurrying around Manchester squeeking if anyone gets in her way.. Who then dresses in her adidas tracksuit at her laptop and let's out her inner self through the medium of mumsnet.

FoundWanting · 05/02/2011 00:14

Bloody hell, Jeff. Needy, or what?

No, you're not into football but you try to keep up or you wouldn't have anything to talk to your 'mates' in the pub about.

You've got an eye for a nice rack but the girls in The Prince of Wales wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire and they reckon you should piss off down The Coach and Horses with all the other lonely old men.

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 05/02/2011 00:14

It's all passion grimma due to my heritage, my father was an Italian Count and my mother a poor flower girl he took pity on in snowy Venice one winter.....

AnyFucker · 05/02/2011 00:15

tis true, lady

AnyFucker · 05/02/2011 00:16

FW...have you got any kids I can be Godfather to ?

reelingintheyears · 05/02/2011 00:16

Do you know what....AF....

I'd fucking ignore all these fuckers....

Myself included.....

FoundWanting · 05/02/2011 00:17
Grin
AnyFucker · 05/02/2011 00:17

fuck yeah !

erm...

well, maybe

I dunno Grin

OTheHugeManatee · 05/02/2011 00:17

I must be very Wine Wine Wine as you lot are making me snigger very unbecomingly.

What will all the men on MN think of me?

Asteria · 05/02/2011 00:17

am very confused - we need clear pink/blue identifications here - I don't know where to point my cleavage....

Ladyofthehousespeaking · 05/02/2011 00:18

I haven't got any but I've got a cat?

OTheHugeManatee · 05/02/2011 00:18
Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 05/02/2011 00:19
GrimmaTheNome · 05/02/2011 00:21

I think there should be a rule that maleness should be clearly indicated in the name - you know where you are with 'UnquietDad' or 'NetworkGuy' or OTheHugeManatee

OTheHugeManatee · 05/02/2011 00:21

Gawd, you're right, Grimma. Must change name.

AnyFucker · 05/02/2011 00:21

MannyFucker

AnyFucker · 05/02/2011 00:22

GrimmaTheMaleGnome