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...to think that all these women have really dragged MN into the gutter?

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deepheat · 03/02/2011 22:27

When I first posted on here ooooh, about three months ago (for advice on how to get my little girl to sleep) MN was just a nice supportive community of men pretending to be women and some dogs. We got to know each other. I soon learnt that Anyfucker is actually Jeff from the Prince of Wales who leans on the far end of the bar and says "I really love you" to anything wearing a skirt. Scottishmummy is actually a border terrier... we all skipped happily from thread to thread calling people abusers and telling anyone who'd listen that they were 'better than that' and to 'ditch the self-preening cock-bastard.'

Sorry for going all misty eyed on everybody, but it was just lovely.

And then you lot all came along. Women. Brimming with hatred, overflowing with coarse and vulgar language and wanting to start a fight with anyone who so much as suggests that they might think that, actually, having a nanny doesn't make you a twat or that how much Calpol you give DD isn't really that big a deal.

Leave us alone. Please. It was nice, like being in a summer meadow. You're forcing us all out into things like pubs to watch stuff like sport. And then you'll just write about us on here as if you were cheating with our online selves the moment our backs were turned. It hurts. We have feelings.

Sorry. Its late, I'm bored and wifey's just walking through the door so I'd better turn this off right now....

OP posts:
Asteria · 05/02/2011 01:00

can't believe that I gave it away so easily to a tracksuit wearer - I'll warrant that you aren't even a real DR....

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 05/02/2011 01:13

nah your right, I deliver pastys for Greggs.

Asteria · 05/02/2011 01:18

Urgh! How COMMON!

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 05/02/2011 01:22
Grin
Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 05/02/2011 01:23

Possibly the most surreal evening I have ever had on MN....must be the introduction of the Wine ....

Caron1968 · 05/02/2011 05:06

What??? There are women on Mumsnet, what the fuck is that all about then?

GotArt · 05/02/2011 05:18

There are men here parading as women! Shock Reckon they wear red g-strings and satiny dressing gowns with a bit rouge while their mumsnetting?

Honeydragon · 05/02/2011 20:08

See this is what's wrong with women on Mumsnet. You've come waltzing in with all your ovaries and totally fucked up Jeff!

Manate
I'm actually a vast, blundering rugger bugger from Runcorn with a beard almost to my eyeballs.

I've been to Runcorn .... that's no proof that you're a man Wink

shakey1500 · 05/02/2011 20:20

Binfull/Asteria- how did you get over your initial intense dislike of each other?

By the by- why is it that the menfolk in these books always have a "love weapon" that can be felt pressing against the woman victim heroines' stomach??

Disclaimer- not that I ahem, read these books you understand. I just happened to skim through one in the doctors waiting room...as you do

thumbdabwitch · 05/02/2011 20:22

honey - norty! Grin

Caron, yes sorry, women abound. Wink

well I'm Shock to learn that AF is actually Jeff from the Prince of Wales. Shock, I tell you! And she agreed with me a few times!!

sharon2609 · 05/02/2011 20:24

Have image of hairy men squeezed into wifes clothes with poorly applied makeup on sitting infront of laptops!

openerofjars · 05/02/2011 20:40

I read it as Jeff from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air the first time round. Now that was confusing. Never mind gender, I fort we were being invaded by 90s slebs.

QuintessentialShadows · 05/02/2011 20:55

I just have to tell you all that I actually saw an otter yesterday. Yes really, an OTTER. An urban city loving otter, but nevertheless an otter.

Now, if mumsnet were to be populated by otters, I would despair.

MadameOvary · 05/02/2011 21:19

All we need now is for Notanotter to appear.

Cain · 05/02/2011 21:25

I have not read the rest of the thread but can see the logic in the OP.

I have long suspected that AF is just too fucking right on for his own good in fact I am convinced he is a bloke I know called Tommy.

And yes women just spoil the hell out of mumsnet.

AnyFucker · 05/02/2011 21:36

< scratches balls >

QuintessentialShadows · 05/02/2011 21:42
TiggyD · 05/02/2011 21:43

She's probably one of those transvestites you meet when you go to that club I'm always going to.

AnyFucker · 05/02/2011 21:51

I am Cherry Bakewel (for anyone who watched Come Dine With Me today Grin )

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 05/02/2011 21:52

shakey it would have to be a massive love weapon to press against my ample gut womanly curves! Grin

We got over our intense distrust which I imagine was due to a misunderstanding (probably because I grabbed her wrists and spat something icily at her) which I then held in my heart without revealing my passion...blah blah blah.

I forgot to take some novels on holiday when I was 16 and got stuck on the Greek island of Chios with only one shop that sold english books, and they were all mills and boon! Buy the end of the fortnight I read about 30 of the bloody things. And I have never forgotten the spouting crap in them!!

I had a holiday thing with a Greek older man (21) who was an officer in the army. So all set up for romance I was, as he took me for a midnight walk along the soft Greek sand with the Aegean sea licking the shore like molten silver. It was all so magical I was heady with desire as we sat side by side in the cool sand.

And then the dirty fucker pulled down his jeans and tried to insist I sucked his cock!

I went stomping off the beach to find my dad!

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 05/02/2011 21:53

By, not buy sory.

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 05/02/2011 21:53

Aaaargghh sorry not sory.

HopeEternal · 05/02/2011 21:59

OK. I've made up my mind now.

This place is just plain weird...

Wanders off to look for her sanity

AnyFucker · 05/02/2011 22:09

HE...you noticed ? Grin

bupcakesandcunting · 05/02/2011 22:10