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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to REALLY hope this man's partner joins Mumnset

413 replies

MmeLindt · 03/02/2011 12:40

Why I hate Mumsnet

First, I would like to congratulate the blogger on the forthcoming happy event. I wish him and his partner all the best for the birth of their first child.

If his partner decides to join MN, she will learn:

The Vernacular
that we use abbreviations as a time-saving tool, so that we have more time for discussing banalities. These are not only common to Mumsnet (MN) but to almost all fora.

"My DH is working away tuesday til friday. DH rang PIL and asked them if they could come and mind DCs (x3)". Another example: "AIBU to be annoyed that PIL agreed to mind my DC and then went back on it??"

  • the first poster states that her husband (DarlingHusband = DH) is working away and that he asked Parents-In-Laws (PILS) if they could come and mind the three children (DarlingChildren = DC). She then asks if she is being unreasonable (AIBU = Am I being unreasonable) to be annoyed that my parents in laws agreed to mind my children then went back on it?

hth (Hope this Helps)

The Banality
If she looks a little further, she will certainly find posts about dishwashers, and pearl barley, but also intellectual discussions about feminism, foreign affairs, literature (and we are NOT talking chick lit here). Even the most highbrow of poster wants to slum it on AIBU sometimes though.

I would hope that blogger's partner never has problems with their children - since his response to a woman enquiring about her child's (DC) incontinence problems is to suggest that she spends less time on MN.

The Stupid Suggestions For Campaigns
she might wonder about the anti-JL MN campaign since most posters have never heard of it. Just because one poster has an idea, it does not mean that the whole board takes up the cry. There are always discussions about the merits of any campaigns, particularly the official ones.

Lack of Reply
If the blogger's DP (that is DarlingPartner, by the way) does post on MN she will hopefully be relieved that MN does not allow their posters to be spammed by companies. There have been a few instances where posters have complained about a product, and the company has posted a message apologising and requesting that the poster contact them. I have never seen these offers being deleted or discouraged by MNHQ (that is Mumsnet Headquarters)

The blogger's DP of course would never have to do this, as she has her DH available to ensure that she does not misunderstand the instructions of the product.

Lack of Moderation
The blogger's DP will hopefully enjoy the lack of moderation - or rather the advantages offered by self-moderation. There may be times when a poster gives out of date advice, but this is normally noticed by the other posters. And if not, anyone who relies on the advice of strangers on an internet forum in order to make decisions such as those posed by the nuchal fold test, they should not be in charge of a puppy, much less a child. Most posters will link to websites such as NHS24, or other sites that are checked for accuracy rather than spouting inaccurate advice.

I am very glad that he is not calling for the site to be closed down. His DP may well be in need of it in the not so distant future, when she starts a thread entitled,

"AIBU to think my DP is an idiot?"

OP posts:
MmeLindt · 05/02/2011 09:11

I am in awe of your poetic work.

I was thinking of the people he works with who may have stumbled across this thread and whether the women he works with are now calling him Gray Gray, in their heads. I do like to think so.

OP posts:
JamieLeeCurtis · 05/02/2011 09:33

Am also impressed by the poetry, and the marketing knowledge. Such Fun!

mammamiamamma · 05/02/2011 16:09

What an entertaining thread for a Saturday - hope I don't go into labour with all the excitement!

Suspect the guy in question is the CEO of perhaps 2 people (himself included!) ....apologies for brackets, with a head office and no other, with relieved EX-bosses and no current clients.

If his DP is not yet hitched to this self-absorbed idiot , I would advise her to run a mile while she can..... oh no, isn't it too late now?

(sad)

Jacksmama · 05/02/2011 17:07

Just sprayed coffee all over screen... MmeLindt, I heart you. Oh, and everyone else, of course.

Except Graeme... tosser.

Jacksmama · 06/02/2011 15:10

Bum, murdered another thread... Blush

BecauseImWorthIt · 06/02/2011 17:48

Too much coffee sprayed on the thread, Jacksmama - no-one could read it!

Jacksmama · 06/02/2011 18:17

Oh, was that it? Sorry! :o

There. Better?

bigbadbarry · 06/02/2011 18:42

Much. Thank you Grin

Hullygully · 06/02/2011 18:53

Let's all hope Gray Gray had a lovely weekend.

caramelwaffle · 06/02/2011 19:52
thereistheball · 06/02/2011 21:22

I can't read this whole thread now, but in case it has not yet been said, I would like to summarise the original blog post as follows:

Dear Clients

I don't understand the internet, or marketing.

Graeme Crossley.

Seriously, who hires this person? He can't work his way round an internet forum that is populated by the very people he tries to engage on behalf of his clients.

Graeme, if you are following this thread, please read The ClueTrain Manifesto. Your clients will appreciate it.

UnrequitedSkink · 06/02/2011 21:31

"Dear Clients

I don't understand the internet, or marketing.

Graeme Crossley."

Love it!

Grin Grin Grin

ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 06/02/2011 21:45

For Graeme the answer is plain
These women cause brand pain
So with Mumsnet he got shirty
Discovered chelping is dirty
And never deigned to come here again

Health Warning - Do not google "chelping" I have already made that mistake

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 06/02/2011 23:04

Nice photo grey grey Wink

He's a'bitchin on Twitter about us too.....
mobile.twitter.com/BrandReputation/statuses/33271171642302464

Valpollicella · 06/02/2011 23:13

Aw, Grey Grey. Has your brand pain been so bad that you haven't been able to revisit us this weekend?

Wishing you better soon.

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 06/02/2011 23:26

I am surprised that a couple of people have decided to comment on my appearance ? how does how I look alter the validity of my opinions?

You're absolutely correct, that's why women are so realistically and fairly represented in advertising campaigns Graeme! Because appearance doesn't matter at all does it?

Oops sorry must go and finish breaking my heart because my neighbours kids have whiter, stain free school shirts than me and a cleaner, germ free toilet my store density and range plan analysis for tomorrow.

loulou77 · 06/02/2011 23:37

It is for threads like this that I joined Mumsnet...and now to bed!

Bravo to one and all...why did I not join pre-children when I could laugh without fear for my sofa?

Brand pain....

DirtyMartini · 06/02/2011 23:39

Gosh, has he taken the sad grumbling stuff over to Twitter instead of coming back here? Poor frightened, silly man.

I hope this doesn't get deleted. It would be a sad loss to anyone Googling him if they were denied these poetic insights into his tireless fight against brand pain.

Valpollicella · 06/02/2011 23:41

Nah Dirty, he twatted tweeted that on Thursday, instead of coming back to the thread for his right of reply.

BecauseImWorthIt · 06/02/2011 23:41

Ooh - binfull - we specialise in shopper research. Can we help you with anything?

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 06/02/2011 23:48

Because - probably not me, I am in Switzerland but pm me your details if you like.

I used to work for Fat Face years ago and read a thread on her where everyone had really strong opinions on the brand and range. Mumsnet would have covered a wide range of their target customer at the time. I printed it off and took it to work. The buyers were really interested in the feedback. It was as close to the customer as they could get.

It was such an eye opener. 10 months later the brand was practically down the pan and the company had to go through a radical turnover. We had brand spirit but the customer we wanted really didn't get it.

thumbdabwitch · 07/02/2011 02:31

I get the feeling that Li'l Gray's "right of reply" means "I get to say what I think about what you've said and that shuts you all up and you all go away abashed".

Shame no one told us, eh!Grin

Jacksmama · 07/02/2011 04:59

Shameful, indeed :o

thereistheball · 07/02/2011 06:55

I still don't have time to read the whole thread but would now like to amend my above summary of the original blog post as follows:

Dear Clients

I don't understand the internet, or marketing. Or your clients.

Graeme Crossley.

The more I think about this, the more I think he has shot himself in the foot. I wonder how his clients are feeling about being publicly associated with these views?

I also used to work in marketing, as head of marketing in Europe for a global consultancy, and, leaving aside the spine-crawlingly awful 'Brand Pain' TM, I could not hire someone who failed to understand an entity as large and important to my clients' clients as MN. Even MPs get it FFS. Short-sighted in the extreme.

comixminx · 07/02/2011 07:24

Jaw dropped in awe at all the poetry but particularly Psammead's! Is thus thread going to be moved to Classics? Hope so!

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