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AIBU?

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to REALLY hope this man's partner joins Mumnset

413 replies

MmeLindt · 03/02/2011 12:40

Why I hate Mumsnet

First, I would like to congratulate the blogger on the forthcoming happy event. I wish him and his partner all the best for the birth of their first child.

If his partner decides to join MN, she will learn:

The Vernacular
that we use abbreviations as a time-saving tool, so that we have more time for discussing banalities. These are not only common to Mumsnet (MN) but to almost all fora.

"My DH is working away tuesday til friday. DH rang PIL and asked them if they could come and mind DCs (x3)". Another example: "AIBU to be annoyed that PIL agreed to mind my DC and then went back on it??"

  • the first poster states that her husband (DarlingHusband = DH) is working away and that he asked Parents-In-Laws (PILS) if they could come and mind the three children (DarlingChildren = DC). She then asks if she is being unreasonable (AIBU = Am I being unreasonable) to be annoyed that my parents in laws agreed to mind my children then went back on it?

hth (Hope this Helps)

The Banality
If she looks a little further, she will certainly find posts about dishwashers, and pearl barley, but also intellectual discussions about feminism, foreign affairs, literature (and we are NOT talking chick lit here). Even the most highbrow of poster wants to slum it on AIBU sometimes though.

I would hope that blogger's partner never has problems with their children - since his response to a woman enquiring about her child's (DC) incontinence problems is to suggest that she spends less time on MN.

The Stupid Suggestions For Campaigns
she might wonder about the anti-JL MN campaign since most posters have never heard of it. Just because one poster has an idea, it does not mean that the whole board takes up the cry. There are always discussions about the merits of any campaigns, particularly the official ones.

Lack of Reply
If the blogger's DP (that is DarlingPartner, by the way) does post on MN she will hopefully be relieved that MN does not allow their posters to be spammed by companies. There have been a few instances where posters have complained about a product, and the company has posted a message apologising and requesting that the poster contact them. I have never seen these offers being deleted or discouraged by MNHQ (that is Mumsnet Headquarters)

The blogger's DP of course would never have to do this, as she has her DH available to ensure that she does not misunderstand the instructions of the product.

Lack of Moderation
The blogger's DP will hopefully enjoy the lack of moderation - or rather the advantages offered by self-moderation. There may be times when a poster gives out of date advice, but this is normally noticed by the other posters. And if not, anyone who relies on the advice of strangers on an internet forum in order to make decisions such as those posed by the nuchal fold test, they should not be in charge of a puppy, much less a child. Most posters will link to websites such as NHS24, or other sites that are checked for accuracy rather than spouting inaccurate advice.

I am very glad that he is not calling for the site to be closed down. His DP may well be in need of it in the not so distant future, when she starts a thread entitled,

"AIBU to think my DP is an idiot?"

OP posts:
caramelwaffle · 04/02/2011 12:46
Wine

OoooooO seriously impressed

Hullygully · 04/02/2011 12:47

V gd Miggsie.

Let's have some more.

caramelwaffle · 04/02/2011 12:48

Oh x post with miggsie

Good Limerick miggsie.

Waddyaaaaaa think Gray Gray?

Hullygully · 04/02/2011 12:49

Oh Oh Oh screamed poor little Gray Gray
Oh why won't they do whay I say say?
Don't they know I know best
My brands beat the rest
I must sell em so I can make hay hay

caramelwaffle · 04/02/2011 12:51
slug · 04/02/2011 12:57

PMSL. This, from a Graham "I don't read the Daily Mail" article about err... the Daily Mail

"The article is a prime example of how being disconnected from those you're communicating to can backfire and how quickly this can spread by word of mouth. The tone of the article didn't help - Ms Metcalf showed a remarkable lack of self-awareness"

Pot? Kettle?? Black???

Hullygully · 04/02/2011 13:05

Oh Graeme he raged and he screamed
Why wasn't the world as it seemed?
Why must women think?
What caused this sad kink?
Why weren't they all corporate-themed?

plupervert · 04/02/2011 13:08

[whitewine]

plupervert · 04/02/2011 13:08

Bugger. Has to be red, then.

Wine
Hullygully · 04/02/2011 13:09

It should always be red. Except in the vair height of summer, and then only on specific occasions.

Psammead · 04/02/2011 13:14

There once was a man who did fret
When he saw idle chat on mumsnet
So he blogged with intent
And was told to get bent
Will we keep vetting products? You bet!

Hullygully · 04/02/2011 13:17

Gray Gray, why don't you ask for our help instead? You could learn from us. Come on, come and have a sit down and a chinwag.

Hullygully · 04/02/2011 13:17

v gd, psammead

BoffinMum · 04/02/2011 13:24

What is it with all this woman bashing? Is it the coalition encouraging all the closet bigots out into the open once again?

TBH I always think of MN like a big common room with a range of people in there. You can gossip, get information, and ask opinions, all of which you are free to act on or ignore. Plus I haven't encountered so many women on my intellectual level all in one place since I left school. Normally we are quite scattered about in society and the workplace. It's fab.

TondelayoSchwarzkopf · 04/02/2011 13:26

There once was a brand guru Gray
Who preferred mum consumers to say
"We love your accounts
We'll pay large amounts
And we'll order them without delay."

BoffinMum · 04/02/2011 13:27

There was an old bugger in print
Who thought "Betting ranting than skint"
So he picked on a forum
Made some dosh being boring
So his wimmin-bashing made him a mint

Hullygully · 04/02/2011 13:29

I almost feel like I might now.

Psammead · 04/02/2011 13:30

Our blogger, he had him a wife
Who was expecting a change in her life
If she needs to unwind
Or hear words good and kind
Show her mumsnet where wisdom is rife.

TondelayoSchwarzkopf · 04/02/2011 13:31

An Soho ad man had an itch
To go online and have a bitch
About Mothers who chatter
And say his brands don't matter
He clearly has not heard of Which.

Hullygully · 04/02/2011 13:33

We could have a whole book of Gray Gray haikus and limericks!

He could market it for us under the no pain no gain brand!!

DirtyMartini · 04/02/2011 13:47

I'm so happy about all your limericks.

My own muse has deserted me, though. Brain hurts from writing long report this morning. Might try one later.

[cupofsoup]

Hullygully · 04/02/2011 13:48

I think we might branch out into other kinds of poetry: free verse, sonnets etc. I think ee cummings might suit our little Gray Gray rather well.

KatieMiddleton · 04/02/2011 13:53

I wonder at his sense. Or lack of. If I was one of his brands' marketing director I'd be thinking quite seriously whether I'd do business with someone who thinks so little of his potential consumers.

Maybe this is an elaborate plan by Graham to get himself a nice little redundancy package so he can afford to be a SAHD... and MN all day? Grin

MrsFlittersnoop · 04/02/2011 14:04

"I haven't encountered so many women on my intellectual level all in one place since I left school. Normally we are quite scattered about in society and the workplace. It's fab."

Yup! Smile

Hullygully · 04/02/2011 17:20

Boo!

(Just in case Gray Gray thought the little thread was disappearing)