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Original poster

To make DW a cast of my willy for St Valentines day

71 replies

SalvadorDalek · 30/01/2011 19:36

I never know what to get her so I thought about making a cast of my willy and either doing a willy shaped candle or a chocolate one or even a clay one she can use as a paperweight on her desk. It beats getting her another coffee mug

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FranSanDisco · 30/01/2011 19:37

Personally, I'd prefer a mug.

thisisyesterday · 30/01/2011 19:38

definitely a clay one, you can write poetry on it n stuff then

roses are red
violets are blue
here's my cock
just for you

Chulita · 30/01/2011 19:39
Biscuit
llareggub · 30/01/2011 19:39

If someone gave me a cast of his willy as a romantic gift I'd use it as a voodoo doll and put pins in it.

mutznutz · 30/01/2011 19:39

I think it's a brilliant idea!! Grin

At least you've put some thought into it.

I wouldn't do a candle if I were you...just incase she gets confused between you and the wick Wink

BecauseImWorthIt · 30/01/2011 19:39

Flaccid or erect?

usualsuspect · 30/01/2011 19:39

A clay one made into a coat hook would be useful

thebountymuncher · 30/01/2011 19:40

Bahaha! thisisyesterday! Grin

I'd also prefer a mug.

MissyMorrison87 · 30/01/2011 19:41

A water feature for your garden. DEFINITELY a water feature.

GoodnightNobody · 30/01/2011 19:41

yes, a cast of your willy is a very romantic gift idea.

orangepoo · 30/01/2011 19:41

I would only want it if it was made of chocolate personally. Otherwise go with the mug.

A clay cock? Seriously? What can you do with it?

onimolap · 30/01/2011 19:42

DIY, or is there a business near you advertising this as a service?

Original poster
SalvadorDalek · 30/01/2011 19:42

BecauseImWorthIt
Dont talk rude

He will be standing to attention

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GrimmaTheNome · 30/01/2011 19:42

Would you really enjoy seeing her burning the candle or biting lumps off the chocolate though? Would you mind if she used the clay one as something other than a paperweight?

I'm not sure you've thought this one through Grin

HeroShrew · 30/01/2011 19:43

there is a company who will make a pleasure toy in the image of your old chap. now that's an idea she might enjoy.

MilaMae · 30/01/2011 19:43

It would soooo end up in a cupboard or in my house broken(after the dtwins had played hoopla with it).

Original poster
SalvadorDalek · 30/01/2011 19:44

onimolap
It would be DIY

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TattyDevine · 30/01/2011 19:44

Can't even use clay as a dildo when you are away on business. She'd never stop finding the bits in her.

Therefore chocolate would be more useful, though only marginally

(about as useful as a chocolate dildo - now that's got more of a ring to it than the teapot version)

Mmmm chocolate.

bubblewrapped · 30/01/2011 19:44

A pepper grinder would be a great gift.. can they make that from the mould Grin

HeroShrew · 30/01/2011 19:44

or a metal casting could be affixed outside your front door for hanging baskets. HTH.

backwardpossom · 30/01/2011 19:46

Tee hee! Grin

FranSanDisco · 30/01/2011 19:46

Or a metal one as a door knob, gettit?

CoraMackenzie · 30/01/2011 19:47

If you're going to make it out of chocolate, don't be so stingy as to give her a gift she can eat in one small mouthful!

MissyMorrison87 · 30/01/2011 19:47

I still think a water feature is the way forward. If you are lucky she will get you a cast of something which can also be turned into a water feature Wink

looblylu · 30/01/2011 19:47

www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=9830

A more practical idea on the same theme?
Probably more fun than a paperweight