To make DW a cast of my willy for St Valentines day

[SalvadorDalek]

I never know what to get her so I thought about making a cast of my willy and either doing a willy shaped candle or a chocolate one or even a clay one she can use as a paperweight on her desk. It beats getting her another coffee mug

Personally, I'd prefer a mug.

definitely a clay one, you can write poetry on it n stuff then

roses are red
violets are blue
here's my cock
just for you

If someone gave me a cast of his willy as a romantic gift I'd use it as a voodoo doll and put pins in it.

I think it's a brilliant idea!!

At least you've put some thought into it.

I wouldn't do a candle if I were you...just incase she gets confused between you and the wick

Flaccid or erect?

A clay one made into a coat hook would be useful

Bahaha! thisisyesterday!

I'd also prefer a mug.

A water feature for your garden. DEFINITELY a water feature.

yes, a cast of your willy is a very romantic gift idea.

I would only want it if it was made of chocolate personally. Otherwise go with the mug.

A clay cock? Seriously? What can you do with it?

DIY, or is there a business near you advertising this as a service?

BecauseImWorthIt
Dont talk rude

He will be standing to attention

Would you really enjoy seeing her burning the candle or biting lumps off the chocolate though? Would you mind if she used the clay one as something other than a paperweight?

I'm not sure you've thought this one through

there is a company who will make a pleasure toy in the image of your old chap. now that's an idea she might enjoy.

It would soooo end up in a cupboard or in my house broken(after the dtwins had played hoopla with it).

onimolap
It would be DIY

Can't even use clay as a dildo when you are away on business. She'd never stop finding the bits in her.

Therefore chocolate would be more useful, though only marginally

(about as useful as a chocolate dildo - now that's got more of a ring to it than the teapot version)

Mmmm chocolate.

A pepper grinder would be a great gift.. can they make that from the mould

or a metal casting could be affixed outside your front door for hanging baskets. HTH.

Tee hee!

Or a metal one as a door knob, gettit?

If you're going to make it out of chocolate, don't be so stingy as to give her a gift she can eat in one small mouthful!

I still think a water feature is the way forward. If you are lucky she will get you a cast of something which can also be turned into a water feature

www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=9830

A more practical idea on the same theme?
Probably more fun than a paperweight