To make DW a cast of my willy for St Valentines day

[SalvadorDalek]

I never know what to get her so I thought about making a cast of my willy and either doing a willy shaped candle or a chocolate one or even a clay one she can use as a paperweight on her desk. It beats getting her another coffee mug

bubblewrapped
PMSL at toast rack
Are you a kitchen designer by any chance

I dont shave my arse so it could be extra authentic with hairs stuck in the cast

If she's keen on gardening, she might be able to use it as a dibber (for planting bulbs and seeds....)

Surely everyone then would see how tiny your dick is?

I don't believe you'd go 'realistic' - you'd add on extra girth

Which she'd prefer.

A paperweight with poetry written on it? How big is it?

Make it out of wax, put a wick in it and save it for her birthday as a candle. Maybe a bit masochistic or sadistic, depending on who lights it.

Is it just me that can't imagine a man successfully making a candle/chocolates out of any mould let alone one of his own willy...

Will your wife have to clean up after you while you make it, as is what would happen in this house.

[runs off to be a man hater elsewhere]

actually thinking about it I'd make 2

attach them to headbands

buy some cock rings from Poundland

hey presto a personalised game of Doh Nutters

Gordy, stop making me spit tea on the keyboard!

I'd be very impressed, OP, if you could maintain an erection long enough to successfully make a cast - I would imagine the application of a dollop of cold, wet clay to the member (FGS don't use plaster of paris, not if you want to keep your appendage!) would result in immediate... erm... shrinkage.

I must now go and tell DH that all is forgiven for the valentine's day snake debacle.. I now realise that it could have been so, so much worse!

A word of warning - plaster of Paris self-heats so I wouldn't go down that road.

In theory, though, if your DW is in touch with her saucy side, I think it's a fab idea!

Be very careful if you do, a girl lost her hands after plunging them into plaster of paris in an art lesson

You could alternatively try this

Oops, btw "this" is the willy vibrator already mentioned.

Great idea

who wants to bet Sal's next post will be from A&E?

I have nothing to add but just wanted to say how much I am enjoying this thread

very novel!

Lol...stop making me spit milk over my phone!! This thread is so funny!

I haven't read all of this thread but OP, might I suggest you wrap the clay cock up with some KY Jelly? She might like to shove it up your arse

Also, don't get your cock stuck in the clay. Hammering it off would be suck a waste of clay.......

Brilliant idea I reckons.

I especially like the suggestion of the bangle storage device.

Freudian slip there SwearyMary?

You will be glad to know I am getting DW a Hot stone massage instead of a model of my willy
She saw the thread and told me to stop being silly

You could have put off telling us for another hour or two, I'll have to find my comedy elsewhere now.

You should give it to the neighbours to scrape cat poo with.:)

this thread has reminded me of shaker makers...not sure why!

OP only do it if you can make it battery operated - bit of stiff clay is no good, needs to be pliable and buzzy.