To make DW a cast of my willy for St Valentines day

[SalvadorDalek]

I never know what to get her so I thought about making a cast of my willy and either doing a willy shaped candle or a chocolate one or even a clay one she can use as a paperweight on her desk. It beats getting her another coffee mug

Actually there is a product on the market to make a cast of your / your partners penis and turn it into a vibrator

You buy kits at Ann Summer where you can make a dildo from a cast of your man bits. Maybe she'd prefer that?

FranSanDisco

I wouldnt make a metal one. In the wrong hands it could be classed as a leathel weapon (You could beat someone to death with it)

Just be sure not to get the cast on your pubes. Will you shave first?

PMSL - could it be mistaken for a baseball bat then?

Beaten to death with a metal dildo- sounds like something from a David Lynch film.

5inthebed, how does that work? you take the cast and send it to AS to make the dildo?

This has given me visions I didn't need to be visualising !

And I bloody knew the op would be you [bwink]

Thanks for making my DH look like a wonderful man.

If you think it's a choice between a mug and your willy, I fear your marriage is doomed anyway - do what you like - I'm not going to waste any more time posting on this.

silly thread

If you are going to have a chocolate willy made, make sure it's standing to attention first- the more chocolate the better.

FranSanDisco
Bloody hell.
How about air drying clay.like MR Maker uses?

blinder
My bits and pieces are kept nice and trim

Sounds like its more for your benefit, so you can admire it fully, from all angles

I am still going for the pepper grinder, because then she can get you a cast of her boobs next year, great for salt and white pepper. Round it off at Christmas, get yer arses done, and you have toast rack.

Breakfast when the parents come round will never be the same again.

If you are [ahem] large enough, perhaps a clay one would make a useful bracelet storage device - she could stack the bangles up on it on her dressing table. She would be delighted with that I'm sure.

......No water feature then?? :(

Its ok, i think my OH has stolen the idea this year...

maybe you could make a cast and turn it into some sort of head gear for yourself - it would suit you :)

Do I know you? There can't be that many men who consider doing this so I wonder if you are indeed an old uni friend of mine...

If so, I already advised you several years ago when your wife was still your girlfriend that this was a bad, bad idea, not romantic at all, and you should buy wine or chocolates (or a proper vibrator) instead.

For some reason, she married you. But my advice still stands.

I wouldn't. You'll have her work colleagues laughing at you - men are never as big as they think they are

Let's hope DW isn't a big fan of re-gifting.

Will you be adding to the collection next year?

You sound like a keeper

at gordyslovesheep

It will have that 'last chicken in the shop' look to it.