I am so upset that everyone is laughing at my choice of wedding dress

[ShortandCurly]

I post in style and even they are taking the piss out of me. Surely ianbu to wear what I want to
My own wedding.

groom?

You'd look like the Borg Queen making her grand entrance in Star Trek: First Contact.

I think the groom would look good in silver. It would be the perfect... foil.

AHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, you said this thread was serious?

C'mon guys google "green balloon dress". This pic is everywhere.

See I have picked a dress that is a bit different but that oozes class, whereas you lot keep linking to ones that are ridiculous!

stand-ins

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Oh that is just awesome.

would you keep it in green though? what season are you getting wed? Green is a bit autumnal isn't it.

Oh loopy I

LoopyLoopsHasComeBackBrighter - yours are the best! ever thought about wedding planning?

Sorry it looks like leprous bubble wrap.

I like the ideas for the wedding night

"I.... am speechless'' ?

!!!

Bin, that dress cost an absolute fortune!

I...... Have always had a secret crush on you but could just never find the words to express my feelings

Arf @ 'leperous bubble wrap'

Thanks for the laugh

I prefer this one plus no deflation issues.

It?s your wedding so it?s your choice.

That said, my first thought was ?great whopping penis made out of green sweetcorn?

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PEAS even - not sweetcorn.

Oooer missed that ShortandCurly, you'd better get your feelings iron out before your upcoming matrimonials.

LoopyLoopsHasComeBackBrighter you excelled yourself with the last offering, I'll say it again...Wedding Planner?

Clock this for a shite wedding dress from the "Woolly Johnny Exclusive Range"

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I'm more interested in your vintage radio

I'm loving the "prick stick" op. You do know it's Pritt right?