to believe you are all Trolls who drink fruit shoots mixed with snapps

[lisad123isasnuttyasaboxoffrogs]

and I know you all drive 4x4, eat sauage rolls and wear clothes from primarni

Now me, I am wonderful, I wear only boden, only eat organic food and have a new eletric car, so all bow down and worship me because I am your MN godess :)

Are you from NETMUMS?!

Oh and you sound like a boring old fart love!

Never had a fruit shoot. But I like Schnapps.

Can't drive. Gregg's sausage rolls mmmm. Yay for Primani!

Does that answer the OP? lol

no, and i dont like that accusation either!

no it doesnt, I need more bowing down now, come on lower people!

(Slams sausage roll down in anger)

I resemble that remark!! You're lucky I left my 4x4 in Primark's carpark or I'd come after you and slap you with me fake Louis Vuitton

I'm only 4ft 11 - can't get much lower. And I have a bad back from all this grovelling.

MsKLo, I take it you are qute new to this site, Lisa most definitely does not belong to the other side, I suggest you go and search for some of her threads.

I'll worship you when you learn to spell

Has Burger King gone organic then?

dont start on the spelling please :( search previous threads for why not or I may have to go to the dark side (netmums shh)

Oops forgot the

oh come burger KIng, seriously! its KFC lovie

All right, I'll keep me trap shut. Darth.

I love sausage rolls expecially with tomato sauce though haven't had one in ages.

Don't go near primarni as decided its a false economy as clothes are crap quality and fall apart after a couple of washes (imo)

I drive a crap-heap of a car thats on its last legs but I cant be bothered really afford to get a new one, so it will do me for a while yet.

What stereotype do I fit then?

I'd worship you a bit more if you had a bit more originality and style and shopped somewhere other than Boden

schnapps - hmmmmmmmmmmmm
fruitshoot - eurgh

fruitshoot and schnapps - hmmm id try it

you dont fit into my ideal so I dont care
ok, i sometimes on a day I have brought all the boden, I might go into monsoon but would never admit that to my RL friends. Although, Im pretty sure they are only my friends because they want my life style

I do love a bit of blackcurrant fruitshoot now and again - would I be a total scuzz if I mixed it with cider instead of schnapps?!

and not forgotting little Tarquin and his friends who are of course model children. Although Im not keen on his need for 3 mobiles, I would prefer 2 mobiles, a laptop and an Ipad, but he will have what he wants!

I'm in the middle of eating sausage rolls!
They're very tasty and good for my weekend spirit...

I would exspect nothing less of you Faff

How dare you, Snapps is for kids.

it's schnaps btw

no i think your confused hooch is for kids.

Isn't Hooch a dog?