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to believe you are all Trolls who drink fruit shoots mixed with snapps

71 replies

lisad123isasnuttyasaboxoffrogs · 22/01/2011 22:24

and I know you all drive 4x4, eat sauage rolls and wear clothes from primarni Grin

Now me, I am wonderful, I wear only boden, only eat organic food and have a new eletric car, so all bow down and worship me because I am your MN godess :)

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arentfanny · 22/01/2011 22:58

Yum, sausage rolls and tomato ketchup.

Ryoko · 22/01/2011 23:03

Kids, light weights same difference.

lisad123isasnuttyasaboxoffrogs · 22/01/2011 23:10

see you are all sausage roll eaters hahaha and i bet its with tesco value tomato sauce too, you disgust me!!

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Honeydragon · 22/01/2011 23:14

Kids, light weights same difference.

Grin Grin Grin Grin

brilliant

annapolly · 22/01/2011 23:18

Drink gin at least you may be able to spell it.

Don't drive a 4x4, tasted a fruit shoot once and it was disgusting. Do you know how many calories there are in a sausage roll?

Your name suits you.

FunnysInTheGarden · 22/01/2011 23:21

and it's you're NOT your......

lisad123isasnuttyasaboxoffrogs · 22/01/2011 23:24

will you stop with the spelling please!! I get that for some that its important but bugger me being dyslexic is not something I can help and TBH I get fed up with being picked up on it Angry

You know its not big or clever to point out others mistakes for something they cant help :(

Thank you for spoiling what was meant to be lighthearted thread.

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reelingintheyears · 22/01/2011 23:29

I'd NEVER eat a Greggs sausage roll.

But i live in Bournemouth and we have Bennets.

F***g lush. Grin

Ryoko · 22/01/2011 23:32

And I'd like to point out that at this time of night on a saturday night many of the posters on here are probably too drunk to spell, unfortunately I'm not one of them yet but I am trying.

FunnysInTheGarden · 22/01/2011 23:35

it's not just about spelling though. You're is the shortened version of you are and your means it is yours.

Anyhoo sorry to cause offense. The pedant in me never sleeps Grin

DooinMeCleanin · 22/01/2011 23:36

Too drunk to spell? I wish. I'm fecking bleaching things after Dh decided about an hour ago he was bringing his mate back from the pub. So long as he doesn't need the loo or ask to see the kitchen I should be okay Grin. The living room is spotlessish

I just can't spell coz I is to lazy to proof read innit Grin

I am partial to a fruitshoot or two to wash me Greggs down when I am hunfover from all me Lambrini

Honeydragon · 22/01/2011 23:37

Capital I funny looks like your inner pedant dozed off.

Honeydragon · 22/01/2011 23:38
FunnysInTheGarden · 22/01/2011 23:38

Curses Honey. Ah well even us perfect folk have our off moments.

reelingintheyears · 22/01/2011 23:50

Hummph....
I may be a little tired and emotional but i can still spell. Grin

lisad123isasnuttyasaboxoffrogs · 22/01/2011 23:53

sorry reeling, dyslexia is a not something i can change by being less emotional or getting more sleep Confused

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FunnysInTheGarden · 22/01/2011 23:56

but I thought dyslexia was to do with the written word? You don't seem dyslexic generally.

DooinMeCleanin · 22/01/2011 23:56

Reeling, it should be I not i. I may be too lazy to proof read, but I can still use capital letters correctly Smile

2shoes · 22/01/2011 23:59

in answer to the op(as I think anyone who slags of people spelling is a knob)
can I have my fruitshoot with whiskey as I don't like snapps??

lisad123isasnuttyasaboxoffrogs · 23/01/2011 00:00

how should i seem as a person with dyslexia? There are different levels. I struggle with spelling and grammer, but love to read. I often change words that I cant spell to use words that I do, and I truely suck at proof reading.
I have spent 29 years dealing with it and learning how to get by in life as a proffessional with these difficutlies.

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FunnysInTheGarden · 23/01/2011 00:01

FFS it's schnaps Grin

2shoes · 23/01/2011 00:03

who cares
when you are drinking it, it is still horrid, whiskey is better

DooinMeCleanin · 23/01/2011 00:05

snapps is indeed 'orrible. It might taste better with fruitshoot though. I wonder if we have any..... Grin

FunnysInTheGarden · 23/01/2011 00:06

lisa it's just that on here you don't seem to have any issues with writing, just the odd sp error Grin

Am genuinely interested, as dyslexia can be a real problem in the 'written' world, but here on 'computer world' you don't seem to have any difficulties.

reelingintheyears · 23/01/2011 00:07

Lisad123....i was replying to Ryoko.