to believe you are all Trolls who drink fruit shoots mixed with snapps

[lisad123isasnuttyasaboxoffrogs]

and I know you all drive 4x4, eat sauage rolls and wear clothes from primarni

Now me, I am wonderful, I wear only boden, only eat organic food and have a new eletric car, so all bow down and worship me because I am your MN godess :)

Depends on the whiskey, American stuff is shit, but then they can't make a decent beer so I shouldn't be surprised that their attempts at Whiskey fail as well.

Tired and emotional is a euphemism for being drunk.

funny, I have spent years changing the way I write and reading books. Weirdly enough I know when a word is spelt wrong but cannot still spell it right.
My brother and my mum are seriously effected by it, and I know I am lucky that I can get though a lot of things without too much trouble, but it still gets upsetting when others comment.
I also get very angry us many still assume that dyslexia is linked with IQ.
My boss used to go mental at my reports as she never got how I could verbally come across so well butput it on paper for court and it fell apart, by page 40 i lost the will to live :(

I will bow to you o Lisa Queen of MN!
Am impressed by the electric car (not so much the Boden, can NOT for the life of me see what people like in it! Frumpsville Bit old for me...)

Is a fruitshoot where someone has taken the Bad Fruit out and shot it? I can't imagine why anyone would want to drink those but schnapps - ah. Yum. Especially peach or cherry schapps.

Greggs sausage rolls were recently described on here as Satan's todger - probably right!

Lisa, don't let the b get you down

Tis obviously a light hearted thread

hahah another woman for my army, you have been converted thumbdabwitch
you will learn to love boden (well the kids clothes anyways) once you have been fully converted.
after much thought I have decided to allow you to have gin too

bless you Queen Lisa - can I stick to the Schnapps though? gin acts on me like speed - I go 100mph and can't sleep!

Froot Shoots with Schnapps, you say?

What's Primarni?

Combination of Armani and Primark - designer stylee at chinese sweatshop prices.

Who on Earth would wear Primark with Armani? Well Primark full stop.

Or have I kinda missed the point of this thread altogether?

Yup!

you have indeed ladyofthemanor

Yes I thought so.

I shall just crawl back under my rock.

Hey Queen Lisa. Pack it in! I can't hear Jeremy Kyle over all your squabbling!

Now where did I put me pork scratchings?

yep drive a 4x4 and love it

never heard of Boden, seriously

and lurvvvve value sausagerolls! yay

I feel the need for a sausage roll with ketchup (only Heinz will do!)

DD is off school ill so I need junk food to get me through a day stuck indoors with only CBeebies/Disney Channel for entertainment.

Primark - never shopped there, never will and similarly will never shop at Boden. On principle, one being cheap sh*te and the other being used as a gauge to just how middle class and wonderful some are.

(disclaimer - not every Boden wearer is like that, but the few I know in RL are and it gets right on my nerves)

I also don't have a 4x4 but do have a whoop-ass 1.8 turbo diesel focus which I love muchly!

Why has this terned into a thread for the defense of dyslexics?

Shayme on you posters for banging on about spelling.

I am neether dyslexic or able to spell. It doesnt and shouldn't stop me from having a voice. Wood you prefer a spelling test at registration so that you and your's can be protected from such sins.

Did you understand the OP? Was the communication affective (ha hope you're eyes bleed with that won)?

If so then the OP has done enough. Leave her alone!

Yanbu

Lisa I know exactly what you mean about swapping words! I do that if I'm not confident on the spelling, it's depressing as you end up not really using the word you want as you don't want to risk looking like an idiot

LOL @startingafresh, that made my eyes bleed!