to say that you've gorn and done it again, IPOAT?

[Hullygully]

Weddings.

We.end.with.weddings.

Not monkey shit.

I won't I won't I won't.

I don't know whether its the hangover guilts or whether my gut is telling me he found me a bit too much.

But we have been emailing each other loads every day.

Agree with Hully

Hangover guilt. Surely, for The Menz, there is no such thing as too much snogging on first date?

He must do first e-mail today.

It'll be a dumping one. I just know it.

Mimi, if he did find you a bit too much (oh how well I know that one, hard as you'll all find it to believe), then fuck him. Really. His loss. And he would get on your nerves in the long run if he can't cope. Better to find out now and cast the net wider.

Then again, he may just be asleep.

No no no. It will be a blushy 'we were vair drunk, I had a lovely time, you have very strong hands, what are you doing tonight?' one.

Look, now Hully already hates him.

Oh, I just remembered, he's got his girls today, and had to pick them up early.

love the Hyperbole, Widow.

I do I do. I hate the bastard. How dare he make you suffer.

kill him

Do NOT mail him. Not even a flirty one liner.

When he does mail DO NOT reply for at least 1hr.

Try not to think of it as game playing. More courtship ritual.

Yes Hully please go round and kill him. But before he dies, can you make him admit that he really really likes me? And record it on your phone? And show me?

Shall I get a grovelling, desperate, pleading, tearful proposal as well?

Oh yes. I want a really good one where he says I am the sexiest, funniest sweetest girl he has ever met. And stuff.

ok

It was a bit weird in the end, cos I hadn't realised the time and my cousin phoned asking when was I going to pick ds up so it was a rush to get a taxi then I had to borrow the taxi fare from him (the shame)

I think it all sounds fine. He got out alive and snogged, what more could any man want?

I find it faintly ironic that the MN book of discussion is called The Slap and it stares at me every time I post

Should I send him the taxi money back today?

I can post it to his work. Or is that wierd?

I just checked on t'internet and he looked at my profile last night. Good sign?

Mimi

You are overthinking. I am now going to give you a playful cyber slap (v apt I feel)

He will call/mail. I know it.