to say that you've gorn and done it again, IPOAT?

[Hullygully]

Weddings.

We.end.with.weddings.

Not monkey shit.

Oooo er

Go Mimi!

Awaiting full report.

And....

Hurrah for Jins!!

Well done Jins. Looking forward to the feedback Mimi.

Oh Jins I missed your great news in the date frenzy!

Congrats!

Well done Jins!

Mimi, have a great time!

Hello princess

Beri darling!

How doth?

I'll fecking have you hullster

Now now Beri.

Everyone, Gibb hath been been renamed as Beri.

Do pay heed.

Hulls, babes. You know I'll get you back. S'all I'm saying....

Hello Gibbon. Pray tell why the renaming?

Sorry, Hully! I inadvertently deleted the 'and Hully' bit of that greeting when I went back to add the smiley.

I see you have been cavorting elsewhere...

Gibbon, I read your new name as 'Ben' at first.

Oh lordy.

Is that 'Oh Lordy, what is all this renaming business about?', or 'Oh Lordy, my date was an absolutely shagadelic hep cat and we painted the town vermillion' or 'Oh Lordy he was a complete troll and we went to Burger King for dinner and he tried to feel me up as we went round the drive-through'?

Someone called me Beri on another thread Princess and Hullster found it highly amusing.

Widow you made me giggle

Details, mimi woman! How can you tease us with but two words?

Oh Lordy in that he was utterly lovely and funny and clever and I fancied the pants off him and he fancied the pants of me and I think we made a bit of a show of ourselves snogging by the rooftop pool (hey, twas very glam).

But I think I might have had one caipirinhia too many on an empty stomach, and I sort of sexily tapped his cheek but a bit ah, too hard. So now he must think I'm a nutter who likes slapping people when pissed up.

Got home and no word.

No word this morning.
Bugger Bugger bugger.

Actually we snogged in the bar too. And the lift.

hehe mimi, I am sure he does not see you as a violent drunk

You have not heard because he is playing it cool (or trying to) I bet he is worrying as we speak, that he will not hear from you.

Far, far too soon for man words.

Ooooooooooh for extensive snogging.

Mimi, I do think 08:42:52 is a little early to expect to hear from him...

What a fab night it sounds...

How does one sexily tap a cheek?

I did send him an email saying I had got home. No reply.

ah I think I've blown it. Shit.

Sort of Lauran Bacall and Humphrey Bogart in To Have and Have Not.

Clearly not something I can manage with any finesse.

He is playing it cool. I have no doubt.

One ill-judged sexy cheek-tap can't have blown it - or did you knock him in the pool...?

You mustn't contact him again.

MUSTN'T

YYYYY, no further contact! You must give him, what do we reckon, at least 24 hours to make the next move.

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