to say that you've gorn and done it again, IPOAT?

[Hullygully]

Weddings.

We.end.with.weddings.

Not monkey shit.

you could all just throw your prescription meds into a paper bag and then have a lucky dip

better than a charabanc to Southend on Sea in my book

Stop fiddling with those bedpans. I've only just got em shiny

nom nom nom

Back in the real world I have managed to delete my booking confirmation for a hotel in Belgium for next week and can't remember the name of it either. That's going to make me popular!

Le Moules Et Frites?

Les, even

Could be....

I'm going to have to search the history on my pc and email them all aren't I?

slouches in, a mackingtosh slung over shoulders.

My poor kitchen is full of pest control and builders. Roland the biggest rat in the world has chewed through several pipes causing mahoosive flooding. Again

Bah.

Oh Mimi.

Has there been any snogging to compensate?

well, I have high hopes of a super high flying ad exec currently in NY on business, but he does seem taken by the mimi lure. Lives in London.

Have you met him yet?

Snogged?

Not yet. But he is "intrigued" by my minxy ways.

That sounds terribly worrying...

How is life in the kitchen? Sides rats, builders and debts?

funnily enough, I am feeling really happy about it...kind of getting into my groove. I can see what i need to do to make it better, and its all doable. I need to keep reminding myself that its our first year of trading, and its a good little business. Just wish I wasn't so undercapitalised.

I think Madman could be really good fun. He comes from same part of the world as me, and I adore the accent (though lost it myself many moons ago). Has kids, obviously solvent, very witty. Could be a fun evening, all in all, when we meet.

I'm so pleased things are good Mimi!

We will need a full report on Madman, of course.

Well you won't catch me bedazzling my fanjo. Life's too bloody short for all that nonsense

I expect you to report back instanter the second you catch sight of a jeweled 'jo, Jins. I mean, duck out of the exam room and log on to MN if necessary. :o

I could bedazzle my fanjo ('vajazzle', I believe the young people call it), but it would be somewhat like trying to embellish the Brazilian rainforest with the Koh-i-noor.

I hope you will find these more the thing, ladies

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I am returned from the city of Mozart's Balls. and what have I walked into? Go away for a few days and what happens, heh, heh? Fe-bazzlejazzling, shiney bed pans and merkins,lawks-a-mercy what next.
Pass the bedpan hip flask. there's a dear.

Hallo girls! Updates updates.

Madman is being amusingly attentive via email. I am muchly enjoying the the updates on swanky NY restaurants he has eaten in.

Its my birthday today! woo ooo ooo! Join me in an early maidenjuice julep!

Aaah, many happy returns Mimi! Slosh some of that julelp on my cornflakes, would you?

How's the Kitchen?