Meet the Other Phone. Child-safe in minutes.

Meet the Other Phone.
Child-safe in minutes.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to say that you've gorn and done it again, IPOAT?

1009 replies

Hullygully · 18/01/2011 15:56

Weddings.

We.end.with.weddings.

Not monkey shit.

OP posts:
Hullygully · 17/02/2011 17:34
OP posts:
Umami · 17/02/2011 17:45

Put your vulva away, woman; it's still before the watershed.

Hullygully · 17/02/2011 17:46

La la la la GERBIL!

OP posts:
Hullygully · 17/02/2011 17:47

AND, oh happy happy day, it was HER what said GERBIL first!

OP posts:
Umami · 17/02/2011 17:47

Good song though.

Umami · 17/02/2011 17:48

In the interest of balance, there had been preceding hamster chat.

Umami · 17/02/2011 17:51

Jamieandhismagictorch Fri 04-Dec-09 19:59:19

"My Hamster, Lydia, would like to talk about how her DS (Nigel) putting his finger up his bum caused piles

HAH, BEAT THAT !"

^^

Umami · 17/02/2011 17:52

Hullygully Fri 04-Dec-09 20:02:13

"My dead hamster,killed by the man who is now my bf, now enjoying ballet class and cycling and swimming as a very strong legged perfectly normal 3 yr old, after a freakish puberty spurt one summer is less there to sag"

Hullygully · 17/02/2011 17:53

WTF were we on?

OP posts:
Umami · 17/02/2011 17:53

CitizenPrecious Fri 04-Dec-09 18:48:20

"I buried a hamster at sea in Victoria Park Lake in a big matchbox.

(interestingly I now suspect that the hamster was in fact killed by the man who is now my bf. It's a bit like that storyline about Maria in Coronation Street. He didn't run her over or anything though- but I think he might have fed her something inappropriate)"

Umami · 17/02/2011 17:55

Plus there was a fair bit of stuff about norks and s'mores. Not necessarily together.

SpringHeeledJack · 17/02/2011 18:01

oooh that Citizen was meeeeeee!

CheerfulYank · 17/02/2011 18:09

I, for one, like a bit of norks with my s'mores.

I think from now on we should refer to Gerald as The Dearly Departed Rodent, to keep tempers down. :o

We were on a natural high from all the eurythmy, hully.

BeribbonedGibbon · 17/02/2011 19:27

OK OK

So I said Gerbil

BUT

you said guinea pig up thread

So take you victory dance and poke it.

(also wishes we still had whatever what put into our tea that first thread)

BeribbonedGibbon · 17/02/2011 19:28

Hullygully Sat 12-Feb-11 18:44:25

Ah dear Gerald, Mini, was a Very Special Guinea Pig, sadly squashed underfoot during somewhat murky circumstances

We need Widow, keeper of the IPOAT Scrolls, to help us out.

BeribbonedGibbon · 17/02/2011 19:28

Hah!

Hullygully · 17/02/2011 19:34

Oh. My. God.

Gibb, sincerest apologies - I am quite utterly mad, I HADN'T EVEN NOTICED the two distinct species beginning with G.

OP posts:
Umami · 17/02/2011 19:39

ARF!

BeribbonedGibbon · 17/02/2011 19:58

lol widow

and at Hully

Jins · 17/02/2011 20:11

Good lord!

You weren't kidding when you said there were scrolls

Hullygully · 17/02/2011 20:31

Gaga goo goo gaga

OP posts:
Umami · 17/02/2011 20:38
SpringHeeledJack · 17/02/2011 21:03

and 'poke it'???

surely it should be more along the lines of begging pardons, on the contraries and I believe you to be quite wrong in this and only this instance?

I thought I was in AIBU there for a brief moment

...........................................................................................oh fak. I am.

CheerfulYank · 17/02/2011 21:06
Hullygully · 17/02/2011 21:12

Who nicked my mogadon?

OP posts:
Please create an account

To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.

This thread is not accepting new messages.
Swipe left for the next trending thread