to say that you've gorn and done it again, IPOAT?

[Hullygully]

Weddings.

We.end.with.weddings.

Not monkey shit.

Happy birthday Mimi. Here's to your year.

Happy Birthday, Mimi!

Many Happy Returns (of the Madman from NY)

May your year bring unexpected snogs and saucy interludes.

Many happy returns, Citoyenne Mimi

Debauchery! Corruption!

Pamphleteer proselytise to thyself!

Hello ladies. Just checking in to say, I'm orf again.

It has been lovely talking to you, but MN is getting me down atm and it's time to go

Happy Birthday Mimi!!

oh please doooon't

just stay on here. I find tis like sitting in a bus shelter with an interesting magazine and some chocolate buttons, in a Big Horrible Storm

Happy birthday Mimi. Passing you lots of - have fab fun!

Sup Jimbo?

If all the orl rightuns bugger orf - twill be Grimmsville.

Don't let the Po get you down.

Jamie, please don't go. You are a little oasis of sense and mischief. I saw the thread about Twitter that has upset you and also the one yesterday that sparked it off. I don't get Twitter either. Or some people's seeming need to disrespect others who are upset.

But these are only some people. There are nice people/fun people/interesting topics/playful posts too.

Fuck the po, that's what I say.

Happy Birthday Mimi! Glad you are have fun and I love details, details, details! [shameless vicarious thrill seeker]

James. I know how you feel, sometimes I get the urge to bugger off again (last time I was gone over a year) but as our darling Jack said, use this thread to say hello and shelter from the wank and bollocks that is most other threads at the moment.

Princess, you are always lovely when we have wobbles it is much appreciated you know x

My Dad has his scan today. He was here at the weekend and did not seem too well and slept lots so I am a little worried truth be known At least we only have to wait till Thursday to find out.

James I find a good loud 'bugger, bollocks, wank fucking and cunt' always make me feels tons better.

Try it and I hope you feel better soon

To all my other lovely IPOATians I hope you are all well x

Madman has returned from NY and has sent me birthday greetings.

Happy birthday!!!!!

No leavers please. I've run out of the necessary forms and can't process any applications to leave.

I hardly ever venture beyond this thread and am perfectly happy.

Interview tomorrow afternoon ladies. Will update accordingly

Jins - that is so exciting!

James - you can't leave. Our number is shrinking, MN is being taken over by the serially middle of the road, dull, unimaginative, sheeplike bleaters of received DM opinion.

We must fight.

Straps on uzzi, pulls down deerstalker, dons night goggles. Am hunting sacher torte, anyone care to join me. please inform of any sightings, or point me in the direction of a good recipe. And no you can't leave, its like the hotel california.

MsMary! Quick! We must start work on the barricades at once!

Revolution is in the air. I'll get the soup on. In between scaning the horizons for incoming, and low flying cake.

sorry -scanning

Points sacher torte detector at Umami. Call the cake disposal team quick.

But what shall we wear?

One needs suitable apparel for hunkering in a bunker.

Gibb - love and hugs for father..hope news is better.

Camouflage made up of pixels, shall we go mini or maxi? with a touch of Vivienne Westwood maybe?

I was going more for the 'burlap sack covered in mud and twigs' look. I am going undercover.

I am going Boden. I am going on a thread infiltration mission in a hodge podge maxi dress.

Thank you hully x

Mini - did you have a nice break?

I don't do war, I shall wander the boards naked but for a flower.