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to say that you've gorn and done it again, IPOAT?

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Hullygully · 18/01/2011 15:56

Weddings.

We.end.with.weddings.

Not monkey shit.

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CheerfulYank · 13/02/2011 09:46

Well, I'd planned on wearing my usual, which looks a bit like this, but then remembered this spectacular gem I picked up during our lovely and all-too-brief- sojourn through Texas. :o

minimammoth · 13/02/2011 11:37

Ah, item 1 would be comfortable though.

Hullygully · 13/02/2011 11:44

I am going like this, and so I am afraid the gentlemen will have no eyes for the rest of you at all.

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CheerfulYank · 13/02/2011 12:39

Ooh, yes Hully! Do create a distraction that I might sweep Mr Firth away and congratulate him on his nomination properly .

Hullygully · 13/02/2011 14:04

mr Firth is in my dungeon where he is a little tied up at present.

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BeribbonedGibbon · 13/02/2011 14:12

Only way you can keep him there is it hamster killer Hully?

I need to get over my anger and grief, both of which are abundant at the moment. Thge 10 year anniversary of his death has troubled me greatly.

My, haven't you all aged

The men are always saying how youthful I appear

I must away to prepare my dress for this evenings ball.

BeribbonedGibbon · 13/02/2011 14:14

I have it on good authority that the Captain is bringing some of his men along tonight.

Hullygully · 13/02/2011 14:19
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BeribbonedGibbon · 13/02/2011 14:25

I have the maid preparing a Pink Tea for us. It will be served shortly.

Hully, please do pin you hair up before attending.

BeribbonedGibbon · 13/02/2011 14:34

the life and soul of the ball arrive

Jins · 13/02/2011 15:47

I don't like pink

BeribbonedGibbon · 13/02/2011 17:01

Jins. We are ladies. Genteel and accommodating. We do not sulk.

Now drink your tea and eat a delicately iced pink cake.

BeribbonedGibbon · 13/02/2011 17:02

He did, didn't he Cheerful

Jins · 13/02/2011 17:12

I thought I was going to swashbuckling my way over the Atlantic then tucking in my crinoline for a ganja fueled paddle with a lean pool boy.

NOT drinking tea and eating pink cake.

Rum and ships biscuit for me please.

BeribbonedGibbon · 13/02/2011 17:30

Bring me the smelling salts! I fear I may soon have an attack of the vapours. This woman is making no sense.

Oh, I truly must rest and recover from the madness this is speaking of.

CheerfulYank · 13/02/2011 20:00

Jins! This is the sort of barbarianism one expects from Americans .

pagwatch · 13/02/2011 20:23

Are we attending the baftas? I have a lovely evening gin and some vicks sinex.

I shall take a turn about the room to refresh myself.
Captain, were you safely reunited with your foot?

minimammoth · 13/02/2011 20:32

Do pass the vicks Pag. Horse linament anyone?

pagwatch · 13/02/2011 20:34

I have a rather nice whisky toddy too.

I intend to drink and watch handsome men promenade before me in black tie until I faint clean away.

CheerfulYank · 13/02/2011 20:44
minimammoth · 13/02/2011 20:54

Just black tie.

Only

Feints clean away

pagwatch · 13/02/2011 20:57

I am monstrous glad that we have HD.

pagwatch · 13/02/2011 21:00
Shock

It is not being shown in HD!

I will have to sit very close to the televisionammygog and open my eyes very wide to get a similar effect. But no rubbing....

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