to say that you've gorn and done it again, IPOAT?

[Hullygully]

Weddings.

We.end.with.weddings.

Not monkey shit.

Well, I'd planned on wearing my usual, which looks a bit like this, but then remembered this spectacular gem I picked up during our lovely and all-too-brief- sojourn through Texas. :o

Ah, item 1 would be comfortable though.

I am going like this, and so I am afraid the gentlemen will have no eyes for the rest of you at all.

Ooh, yes Hully! Do create a distraction that I might sweep Mr Firth away and congratulate him on his nomination properly .

mr Firth is in my dungeon where he is a little tied up at present.

Only way you can keep him there is it hamster killer Hully?

I need to get over my anger and grief, both of which are abundant at the moment. Thge 10 year anniversary of his death has troubled me greatly.

My, haven't you all aged

The men are always saying how youthful I appear

I must away to prepare my dress for this evenings ball.

I have it on good authority that the Captain is bringing some of his men along tonight.

I have the maid preparing a Pink Tea for us. It will be served shortly.

Hully, please do pin you hair up before attending.

the life and soul of the ball arrive

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=fun.varadinum.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/hamster.jpg&imgrefurl=fun.varadinum.com/a-hamster-and-a-bullfrog.html&usg=__Q05RNpFPA4cG34sDPTB7etifx9Q=&h=296&w=460&sz=28&hl=en&start=105&sig2=BImd2nL2nFvwHa6S5h_9hw&zoom=1&tbnid=iSbP4okhnHJSlM:&tbnh=106&tbnw=138&ei=rfVXTdLlLJC6tgeEhOmTDQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhamster%2Bfunny%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D771%26bih%3D404%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C3844&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=394&vpy=113&dur=1110&hovh=180&hovw=280&tx=195&ty=88&oei=OPVXTbLSBIHegQfb7sG2DA&page=14&ndsp=8&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:105&biw=771&bih=404" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">For you, dear Gibbon. He always did love his sport so.

I don't like pink

Jins. We are ladies. Genteel and accommodating. We do not sulk.

Now drink your tea and eat a delicately iced pink cake.

He did, didn't he Cheerful

I thought I was going to swashbuckling my way over the Atlantic then tucking in my crinoline for a ganja fueled paddle with a lean pool boy.

NOT drinking tea and eating pink cake.

Rum and ships biscuit for me please.

Bring me the smelling salts! I fear I may soon have an attack of the vapours. This woman is making no sense.

Oh, I truly must rest and recover from the madness this is speaking of.

Jins! This is the sort of barbarianism one expects from Americans .

Do I see <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=farm4.static.flickr.com/3112/2644969615_74e21b03d2.jpg&imgrefurl=www.flickr.com/photos/charlesfred/2644969615/&usg=__xj8n_qiNbZtyMdRPb-nRtIEYSYg=&h=333&w=500&sz=135&hl=en&start=139&zoom=1&tbnid=80iT0M1kQ5TvaM:&tbnh=141&tbnw=188&ei=3jxYTeiBDs-EhQee0PWbDA&prev=/images%3Fq%3DPirates%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DG%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D610%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C3524&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=302&vpy=215&dur=5717&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=184&ty=91&oei=vzxYTauaI86ChQeC3vHKDA&page=8&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:139&biw=1280&bih=610" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">pirates on the horizon.

Are we attending the baftas? I have a lovely evening gin and some vicks sinex.

I shall take a turn about the room to refresh myself.
Captain, were you safely reunited with your foot?

Do pass the vicks Pag. Horse linament anyone?

I have a rather nice whisky toddy too.

I intend to drink and watch handsome men promenade before me in black tie until I faint clean away.

Just black tie.

Only

Feints clean away

I am monstrous glad that we have HD.

It is not being shown in HD!

I will have to sit very close to the televisionammygog and open my eyes very wide to get a similar effect. But no rubbing....