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to say that you've gorn and done it again, IPOAT?

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Hullygully · 18/01/2011 15:56

Weddings.

We.end.with.weddings.

Not monkey shit.

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Hullygully · 12/02/2011 20:01

I must swoon

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BeribbonedGibbon · 12/02/2011 20:01

puts picture on stand at front.

ahem

My heart is always heavy
My mourning shall not rest
So I stand before your friends today
To try and do my best
To sum up how you changed me
My life, my love, my all.
You were the reason for my living
There to catch me should I fall.

For Gerald there is none
That can compare to you.
No one has your sense of humour
Or wonderful taste in shoes.
And so it is ironic
That when your time came to depart
Twas underneath the heavy foot
Of a poorly dancing tart
Alas she did not see you
For looking at the men
And merely saw you underfoot
As she lifted up her hem (not for the first time that evening let me tell you)

Oh Gerald just to see you
For one short minute more!
I would give my everything
For it's you, I still adore.....

BeribbonedGibbon · 12/02/2011 20:03

Mimi, sounds like you had a lucky escape from that man. He sounds perfectly mad.

CheerfulYank · 12/02/2011 20:05

Oh! Just lovely, lovely.

BeribbonedGibbon · 12/02/2011 20:13

God bless your kindness Cheerful. It is much like Hully to sully his memory so.

All these years on and I still ache for him.

CheerfulYank · 12/02/2011 20:19

Perhaps Hully is such a murderous wench she does not remember all those she's done the dirty to?

PrincessFiorimonde · 12/02/2011 20:30

[[http://farm1.static.flickr.com/75/185768991_dfad17d7f8.jpg?v=0 Gibbon, I hope this pic was not the result of Gerald at the receiving end of:

'the heavy foot/

Of a poorly dancing tart'
]]

Mimi, I think red might suit your alabaster shoulders. And no-one should mess with you.

MadameDefarge · 12/02/2011 20:37

Ah Gibs, poor Gerald, I always remember how sweet he looked in lilac...

BeribbonedGibbon · 12/02/2011 20:45

Wonderful pictures Princess!

minimammoth · 12/02/2011 20:50

The fingers just won't hit the keys in these lace gloves.

BeribbonedGibbon · 12/02/2011 20:51

Oh I know a darling Transylvanian Prince!

BeribbonedGibbon · 12/02/2011 20:52

Time for me to swoon but I look forward to the after service party tomorrow!

CaptainDarcyCasuabonHenchard · 12/02/2011 21:21

My dear Lady Cheerful! I did not mention you last night only because there are some secrets a gentleman should keep. Oh happy nights times!

I realise also that I did not mention the Princess. But that is only because I find her a little scary.

I wonder, too, what became of that bodice-ripping wench named MollyRoger?

Shall we all be off to this delightful place?
Or can you suggest a better spot for our travails travels?

Jins · 12/02/2011 21:35

There is no better spot than the one you've suggested Captain.

Can I suggest weighing anchor at Paynes Bay as there is a wonderful hostelry just on the beach?

Also there's a very tasty young rasta chap who may remember me Blush

Then we can pop to the beach next door for some sleb baiting

Oh the memories......

CaptainDarcyCasuabonHenchard · 12/02/2011 21:49

Madame Jins! Blush

CaptainDarcyCasuabonHenchard · 12/02/2011 21:53
Jins · 12/02/2011 22:01

Oh we'll :(

Anywhere except Cuba then

Jins · 12/02/2011 22:10

Pardon my spelling of well

I'm on my aye aye phone

CheerfulYank · 12/02/2011 22:12

How many crinolines would be appropriate?

CaptainDarcyCasuabonHenchard · 12/02/2011 22:24

Madame Jins, how unspeakably uncivil of me to appear to suggest a wavering of purpose!

CaptainDarcyCasuabonHenchard · 12/02/2011 22:31

As many as you like, dear Lady Cheerful!

Hullygully · 12/02/2011 22:57

good lord

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minimammoth · 13/02/2011 09:23

May I enquire Lady Cheerful, as to what apparel you will be choosing for the Oscars ceremony?

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