The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread No. 4

[Teaandcakeplease]

Come hither all those who haven't found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who sit on the bench, will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from CheerfulYank, gomummy, tired mum, Elmo, AF, HE, Cheesey and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up!

Oh Jamie is just lovely! :)

I have done windows - inside and out!

What a lovely name.

My first crush was a Jamie too!!! He was the naughtiest boy in the class I was 7!

I love Jamie! I remember suggesting it for you in my list of J names, so I will ever after feel I have named him. :o

Welcom Little Jamie! :)

Ah well jamie must be a good name then he will be a looker when he grows up

I thought you had mentioned it before cheerful, and i think elmo did on the name thread, so thanks ladies

Yep you will have to tell him when he is older his
Aunts cheerful & elmo named him

Awwwwwww lovely Name :) :)

Hope your all keeping ok ladies, its been a while since i last was in here. i always forget about it, but then AIBU scares me. so i stick to chat lol. You'l have to move the buddy bench

Ahhh Jamie is a fab name.

Everyone OK?

How is everyone?

Hiya all, how is everyone today?

Am somewhat traumatized today. Today I have had a man expose himself to me . He was standing behind my vehicle on the street (I was parked, DS was in his carseat in the back) but I paid no attention as I was waiting for something and talking with DS in the babyview mirror. Then I look back in the main rearview mirror to prepare to pull out of the space and...well...there he was.

Jamie is lovely Tiredmum, and goes really well with your surname...I know this as I actually know someone quite well IRL who almost has that exact name! :) Now I am that Cheerful gets name credit!

Eeeww poor you gomummy!

EEWWWWW gomummy

there really are some strange people in the world
did you report him to the police? maybe give them a
description of his nether region.

EWWWWWW! That happened to me and a friend once, and it was beyond narsty.

What must these people be thinking?

Oh yuck GoMummy, poor you

Oh ICK!!! you poor thing gomummy xxx

Happened to me too - you want to bleach your eyeballs don't you?

Put the bleach down NOW!

Morning benchers!

Morning all! LOL, Candle I never put bleach down, but will try to keep it out of my eyes. Though that is actually what I'd like Valium, exactly. Cheerful that's what I said to DH afterwards - What could that man possibly be thinking? Like I'm going to say to myself "Oh wow, that's great" and leap out of the vehicle and tell him how impressed I am? No I didn't go to the police Elmo, but am now rocking back and forth again thinking of "giving them a description."

How've you been lately Tea?

Police are a waste of time ime. I reported it once as I had a child with me and it was the teenage(19) son of a neighbour of the child I was nannying for ( years ago) He stood at the window and basically rubbed himself up and down the window - really disgusting, and I'm not easily shocked. The police basically laughed and said he wasn't committing a crime. Bet if he did it at the Queen it would be a different matter!

Hi all, gomummy thats horrid there really are some odd people out there, hope you are ok now

Went to docs and i have an infection , i had my staples out on sunday which hurt a bit, there were 16

(I have told jamie bout his adopted aunts, he looked at me like i was mad)

Oooooooooooooo tired that sounds painful why do they do staples? (nosey) I had a long thread with a bead thing on the end. I can still feel it when it was pulled out - VERY odd feeling.

I had staples when I broke my ankle though - hundreds of them!!!! I fainted and squeezed dh's hand a bit too hard. He said I was green!

I hope you feel much better soon. How is Jamie? :)

[hands around to help gomummy get over the shock]

Oooh tiredmum you poor thing i had an infection in my scar after my dissolvable stitches didn't dissolve & my gp tried to pull them out [3weeks later] & i was rushed back into hospital as my scar started to open as he pulled [boak] please please take care of yourself [hugs]

OMG Valium your streaker sounds deranged [yuk]

Thanks elmo and valium, i dont know why they did staples, even the midwives are a bit baffled as to why, i am trying to take care as much as i can, keeping the scar bathed in warm salt water, and have ab's now.

Jamie is doin fab, he is still so tiny, i cant stop looking at him, he loves cuddles

Hope you feel better soon x and give little Jamie a cuddle from his adopted Aunts

Sips , thanks Elmo! Ugh Valium that sounds awful. This was the other end of the spectrum, a large (as in overweight, not particularly tall) man probably close to 60, holding himself and grinning casually. Think I just threw up a little describing that.

Sorry to hear about your infection Tiredmum, I had one as well, (almost same dissolving stitches situation as Elmo too!) it hurts. :( Have never seen staples but they sound painful, as does the idea of having them removed. Hope the boys (well, the bigger ones anyway) are taking good care of you.

of tiny little baby cuddles...so happy for you.