To stalk my wife on mumsnet

[ahusband]

Look over your shoulder, mwahahah!

Well it's not me, as I no longer have a husband. Thank fuck

Well I know your not mine. He's lolling on the sofa watching Mock the Week.

YABVU!

But are you learning anything interesting?

Piss off

I know it's not mine cos he's got better things to do, like pouring me another drink.

Are you worried about the state of your relationship, or does she know you're following her?

Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!

Sodding hell - if you have to 'stalk' her on here, there's something lacking in your boudoir skills!!!!!!!!!

:o:o

and mines reading some Bernard Cornwell book in bed

Only women say mwahahah.

I know you don't belong to me. Mine is watching DIY SOS and tweeting with his Hawaii 5 0 fanboy mates.

Why? Are you worried she likes us more than she likes you?

That's what I thought hassled

Actually, not wanting to grass her up, but I saw her having a crafty fag behind the bike sheds

I thought you had a right to know.

YABVU

You should be in the kitchen doing some cleaning. Run along then!

Nah, men say it too Gay men

It certainly isn't mine, he has better things to do with his time like cleaning the kitchen.

Ooh long time no need to renew that injunction. How are you?

Me too!!!

No. Not learn't anything interesting.

Not mine - to busy watching tv.

YABU

I know its not mine he's out working and I don't get near the computer when he's in.

YABU

Your life must be sooooooooooo boring if you have to start stalking your wife

at SerendipitousHarlot

ooooh, whos husband are you?

is she on right now?

Love, I told you before: the wine is in the fridge. If you want me back in bed, pour me a large glass!