To stalk my wife on mumsnet

[ahusband]

Look over your shoulder, mwahahah!

Nor mine. He doesn't even know how to turn a computer on, let alone find mumsnet.

Not mine either. He's too busy 'researching'.

Could be mine - he's a geek who spends too much time on the internet...
...no hang on, he said 'love you.'

Could be mine...I got a netbook last Christmas to ensure my MNetting wouldn't interfere with his online racing of an evening...

He was in bed (with me) by the time the OP posted though.

Mine is making his lunch for work, so not him. Plus he only reads about technical or musical stuff.

Could be mine.

Internet geek - check
On computer downstairs at the time - check
Loves me and would say it - check
Probably would say Mwahaha - check

However I find it unlikely that he'd stop playing Minecraft long enough to post on here and if he did he'd most likely say hello to me by name and then chat. He's the friendly, outgoing sort.

Mine's been "ill" for about 6 days, which could have given him enough free time to "learn crazy acronyns" (if he could be arsed).

Hmmmmm......

Well, he's back at work now, with a fascist intranet which would refuse any connection to MN!

No DH, so not mine.

DP would like it here I think.

So apparently I'm a gay unhinged freak, I think I'll leave mumsnet to my DW.

Sorry, where did you get "gay"?

Unhinged and freakish, possibly, depending on your motives, and how tongue-in-cheep you used the term stalking... but not sure where the "gay" bit came in.

Or is that your catch-all term for the perversions we have been speculating about?!

Also, if you really meant leaving MN, you are also a Quitter!

Happy New Year!

plupervert Someone mentioned that only a gay man would say Mwahahahaha

No, "only a woman."

viz.
Hassled Thu 30-Dec-10 22:55:49
Only women say mwahahah.

Maybe you should stick around, to haunt AIBU and be the one who stirs things up by misquoting someone's post or misrepresents someone's argument.

Actually someone did say that gay men say it too. (Sorry plupervert).

ahusband do you know your wife's username?

FWIW I'm not convinced this is a husband - 'he' knows to post in AIBU, uses 'mwahahah', uses bold when directly addressing another poster, etc. It's all just too... mumsnetty.

It's not mine either. He's just trotted in on his imaginary horse again.

Actually, I sincerely hope it isn't, I mentioned the other day, how someone on here thought our lives would translate well into a Sit Com. He said, thank god you didn't mention my horse'!

God no, dear! That would be terrible, wouldn't it!

My dh wouldn't have a clue where to start plus he is at work.

dearpuncture Yes I do know her username.

I know about AIBU because I've heard my wife talking about it, and it says how to use emphaisis -------> (right next to where you write your messages (I saw someone else do it).

Whats with all the technophobic husbands?

Oh, dear, prudence. I ought to have continued my search to the second mention of "gay".

Still, at least ahusband seems not to be a Quitter. Not tonight, anyway.

hon if it's you can you read the threads about bfing and blw so you actually know whats supposed to happen, and i'm not being unreasonable about not wanting to listen to FIL bf stories , yes your mother did get mastitis a lot, very lovely story...

loving all the vehement denials!

whatevvs to the stalkystalker husband....really have you nothing else better to do??

what are you hoping to see btw?