To stalk my wife on mumsnet

[ahusband]

Look over your shoulder, mwahahah!

Can't be my husband, he has better things to do (DJ Hero2) and wouldn't even know what 'mwahahah' might mean, let alone use it.

I haven't learnt much, apart from loads of crazy acronyms

Oh she's told us all about you ahusband. Can you confirm what she said about the length of your..........oh sorry maybe you don't want to talk about that since the embarrassing incident with the watermelon.

She probably is on MrsRhett - hence why her OH is twiddling his thumbs (or something else)and posting on here!

ahusband is it you that likes clothes pegs on your nipples?

Can't be mine he's working but if it is -

stop pissing about on mn and actually do some work.

no, SH, this is the one who disproves the rule that the penis is three thumbs long

sadly only 2 in this case

awwwwwwwww

You should be ashamed.

if you were mine, may be you would learn a thing or two and how to treat people better.

serendipitousharlot I prefer bulldog clips

I bet it's Dittany playing a little seasonal prank.

awife touché

Goodnight, and just in-case you're reading, love you :)

You love her but you're stalking her on MN?

Freak.

Can't be mine as he goes to bed by 9am and it would be beneath him to go on MN!

9pm

I wouldn't like to think of anyone stalking me on here, especially my DH.

You sound unhinged to me OP.

Must be a fake, most of the MNs hubbies, Ive heard about are complete twats, and certainly would not type love you

Also it could not be my DH, because he does not love me , well if he does he does not show it

mine doesnt even know i go on mumsnet. nor cares, nor is sad enough to stalk me
:D

my dh wouldn't understand mwahhaha. but if it is you darling, FUCK OFF.

and i thought you were sorting out the recycling while I was secretly on MN researching recipes...

no husband here.just a biddie in

Well you aren't mine. Doesn't look like anyone wants to claim you?