to persuade RL BF to start MNing by getting her a list of things to never google?

[ChristmasTrolleyRage]

2 bottles of Champagne and some Raspbery Vodka down - I think I may have hooked her by telling her about the knowledgable answers on my Dogging Thread.

So now she wants a lists of things she should never google.

I think if we can get more than:
Dragon Butter (I did )
Blue Waffle (I didn't - )
she may be impressed and join our ranks.

Gwan, help me persuade her!!!!

munting.
Please, please don't!

Oh I remember that one now - no I didn't google that.

Phew.

space docking is another

two girls one cup- NEVER EVER EVER EVER GOOGLE!!!!!

I hope that green face is for sick not jealous

I'm liking the sound of raspberry vodka

Blue waffle

oh i wish i hadnt clicked - now I need to know what blue waffle is

feel the urge to google blue waffle - is it truly gross?
Oh, and following on from dogging, I learnt what "gulling" was via MN.

MAke sure your image search is disabled when you google blue waffle if you can't resist.

Green face was definitely sick not jealous Trin.!

Daisy Chaining.

Not gross as such, just makes me feel like I've led a sheltered life.

Ooooh, don't forget FELCHING.

I'm not easily scared

(Googles 'Blue Waffle')

OH DEAR GOD MY EYES!!!

oh, give me a clue to blue waffle - daren't search....can't even begin to think what it relates to.

Mustard snack

eat your soup

She's looking at the laptop through her fingers.

But we're not googling.

DeementedMa Why Oh Why did I not heed your advice?? I googled munting, only read half the description and had to run to the loo......violently sick.

Did the dragon butter incident teach me nothing?

hehehe

Felching [vom]

Is it bad that I'm sitting here Googling all of them while working my way through a huge tub of chocolate ice cream.......?

mustard snack? eat your soup? are these clues to blue waffle? The curiosity is killing me.
Pissedright off - it made me puke too!!!

blue waffle relates to a vaginal infection

I just google blue waffle........ why didn't I learn from the dragon butter googling???

When people say 'don't google', they really mean 'don't google'. Yukyukyukyukyukyuk and yuk.

*googled

If puking's your thing then you'll love eat your soup

oh come ON - put us out of our misery - tell us what they are???

I know daisy chain but have NO idea what blue waffle or munting or felching are??? I NEED to know