to persuade RL BF to start MNing by getting her a list of things to never google?

[ChristmasTrolleyRage]

2 bottles of Champagne and some Raspbery Vodka down - I think I may have hooked her by telling her about the knowledgable answers on my Dogging Thread.

So now she wants a lists of things she should never google.

I think if we can get more than:
Dragon Butter (I did )
Blue Waffle (I didn't - )
she may be impressed and join our ranks.

Gwan, help me persuade her!!!!

I think in future I'll just stare directly into the sun. It's gotta hurt less.

OP if this doesn't put your BF off joining Mumsnet then nothing will!

This thread was to persuade her to join.

Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I've just spent a happy and instructive fifteen minutes scrolling through this thread and googling everything I've not heard of before. I love a good gross-out thread.

OP, has your friend joined yet?

Haven't googled any of these, but I just wanted to say if you haven't seen the pic of the weightlifter with the prolapse, you haven't lived.

what is munting?

am i being very ignorant by not knowing?

you lot are truely sick!
I have to say not all of these worked on my laptop, i think im glad

just googled munting in normal and OMG that is truely sick, think im going to be sick!

tell me! i do not want to google it and have it in my history!

you asked: To munt; Find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.
sick sick, oh my eyes!!

Oh dear god, blue waffle

oh shit

i never expected it to be that

why oh why?

there is some sickness in the world eh

i feel sick

demented - don't google anything! That's all I'll say!

How could tub girl (whatever the hell that is) be worse than munting????

And that image of the blue waffle is etched into my retina for all eternity. Horrific.

Ladies - how on earth do you all know about these things? On second thoughts, perhaps I don't want to know the answer to that....

Chaos' friend.

We really are lovely people, some of whom appear to be incapable of following the simple direction to NOT GOOGLE CERTAIN THINGS!!!

Please don't think that we are all just total freaks, we can be very nice and very funny as well.

Chaos- introduce her to MN Classics, especially shiney and her penguin thread!

Gosh. Me and my best friend just Googled 2 girls 1 cup. Eurgh. She paled and I think I'm going to be sick (and hopefully she won't eat it).

Thanks for that SNF!

OpenTLS - you are a silly bean aren't you?