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to persuade RL BF to start MNing by getting her a list of things to never google?

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ChristmasTrolleyRage · 28/12/2010 19:48

2 bottles of Champagne and some Raspbery Vodka down - I think I may have hooked her by telling her about the knowledgable answers on my Dogging Thread.

So now she wants a lists of things she should never google.

I think if we can get more than:
Dragon Butter (I did Xmas Envy)
Blue Waffle (I didn't - Xmas Smile)
she may be impressed and join our ranks.

Gwan, help me persuade her!!!!

Xmas Wink
OP posts:
ChristmasTrolleyRage · 28/12/2010 20:09

Can anyone come on and kind of hint at what they are to stop us googling them?

OP posts:
SantasNutellaFairy · 28/12/2010 20:10

Trust me- your psyche will appreciate you not knowing!

SantasNutellaFairy · 28/12/2010 20:10

I did with BW!

dementedma · 28/12/2010 20:11

munting is truly, truly disgusting and involves dead bodies but in a worse way than you can imagine. Don't believe anyone could actually DO that - think its just for shock value. Please don't google it, its an image you really don't need!

MilliONaire · 28/12/2010 20:12

ok I did it and now I am SICK to the core....looked up munting - dear jesus - that has to be a sick joke though, doesn't it???? WHO on EARTH would do that?????

Googled blue waffle - almost fainted - an IMAGE popped up - I think I am going to be sick - christ!

ChristmasTrolleyRage · 28/12/2010 20:12

I think subtle hints aren't good enough after this amount of grog SNF!

Xmas Wink
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dementedma · 28/12/2010 20:14

ok so now we know that blue waffle is to do with vaginal infections and munting is to do with corpses.
any offers on felching? I'm just too scared to look......

nurseblade · 28/12/2010 20:16

felching isn't particularly bad, it's just sucking semen from the vagina/anus

Binfullofgibletsonthe45 · 28/12/2010 20:25

Don't forget tub girl and of course the good old Boston pancake....

dementedma · 28/12/2010 20:26

Boston pancake? Dear God, there's so much I don't know...and probably don't need to!

nurseblade · 28/12/2010 20:29

Boston pancake is also known as the Cleveland steamroller.

Binfullofgibletsonthe45 · 28/12/2010 20:32

I beg to differ the Cleveland steamroller is rolling your bottom over till flat, I believe the Boston pancake involves patting up and down on the said chest until the fecal matter is flat and then ejaculating over it reminiscent of a hot sauce topping.

Wink
nurseblade · 28/12/2010 20:33

I bow down to your superior scat knowledge. :)

MilliONaire · 28/12/2010 20:38

Good Grief. How have I reached this age so innocent. Thank god I have reached this age and am so innocent.

Are there people who actually do these things or are they the fetid imaginings of sick saddos? The mind boggles really...

Binfullofgibletsonthe45 · 28/12/2010 20:41

Nurseblade I in turn respect your level of equality in all things coprophagic.

Ladies, don't look up goatse.fr either if you are squeamish.

dementedma · 28/12/2010 20:41

awwww MAN!! That just ruined my bowl of Ben and Jerry's chocolate brownie fudge ice cream!
I'm with you MilliONaire - I never even knew this sort of stuff existed!

OpenToLawSuits · 28/12/2010 20:47

Oh gosh. Picture this, if you will;
Lying in bed with dh, he is playing poker on his iphone I am messing about on MN. I said how random a list of things not to Google, I snapped two windows up side by side and Googled Blue Waffle, I clicked on it, it scared me, I clicked off and said; "what the fuck was that?" dh: "I think you'll find that's a vagina".

Went through the list, until we got to "TubGirl". Gosh, my husband put his hand up to block the screen. I shall have nightmares now. Thanks so much ladies.

Binfullofgibletsonthe45 · 28/12/2010 20:47

The male equivalent of blue waffle is special fried rice.

When the Internet first came about there used to be a really interesting medical site comparing x rays of things trapped up peoples rectal cavities. Don't know if it is still around.

The clear outline of the x ray'd sindy doll will live with me to this day. Xmas Grin

Right, off for some bread and butter pudding. That is a dessert and not a euphemism for anything!

dementedma · 28/12/2010 20:53

OMG is Tub Girl the worst then? I don't think
I can take any more............

dementedma · 28/12/2010 20:53

can't

nurseblade · 28/12/2010 20:54

This site? www.well.com/~cynsa/newbutt.html

nurseblade · 28/12/2010 20:55

Personally I think eat your soup is worse than tubgirl. apparently it's only orange juice that comes out of tubgirl.

SmokinSanta · 28/12/2010 20:59

god, I am so innocent and niave!!

I used to think rotten.com was bad. thats just tame compared to all this.

am desperately trying not to google!

OpenToLawSuits · 28/12/2010 21:01

Do it Demented. I dare you.

dementedma · 28/12/2010 21:03

well, i've had an education tonight, that's for sure....Have to say, none of it appeals to me though from what I've heard!

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