to persuade RL BF to start MNing by getting her a list of things to never google?

[ChristmasTrolleyRage]

2 bottles of Champagne and some Raspbery Vodka down - I think I may have hooked her by telling her about the knowledgable answers on my Dogging Thread.

So now she wants a lists of things she should never google.

I think if we can get more than:
Dragon Butter (I did )
Blue Waffle (I didn't - )
she may be impressed and join our ranks.

Gwan, help me persuade her!!!!

Can anyone come on and kind of hint at what they are to stop us googling them?

Trust me- your psyche will appreciate you not knowing!

I did with BW!

munting is truly, truly disgusting and involves dead bodies but in a worse way than you can imagine. Don't believe anyone could actually DO that - think its just for shock value. Please don't google it, its an image you really don't need!

ok I did it and now I am SICK to the core....looked up munting - dear jesus - that has to be a sick joke though, doesn't it???? WHO on EARTH would do that?????

Googled blue waffle - almost fainted - an IMAGE popped up - I think I am going to be sick - christ!

I think subtle hints aren't good enough after this amount of grog SNF!

ok so now we know that blue waffle is to do with vaginal infections and munting is to do with corpses.
any offers on felching? I'm just too scared to look......

felching isn't particularly bad, it's just sucking semen from the vagina/anus

Don't forget tub girl and of course the good old Boston pancake....

Boston pancake? Dear God, there's so much I don't know...and probably don't need to!

Boston pancake is also known as the Cleveland steamroller.

I beg to differ the Cleveland steamroller is rolling your bottom over till flat, I believe the Boston pancake involves patting up and down on the said chest until the fecal matter is flat and then ejaculating over it reminiscent of a hot sauce topping.

I bow down to your superior scat knowledge. :)

Good Grief. How have I reached this age so innocent. Thank god I have reached this age and am so innocent.

Are there people who actually do these things or are they the fetid imaginings of sick saddos? The mind boggles really...

Nurseblade I in turn respect your level of equality in all things coprophagic.

Ladies, don't look up goatse.fr either if you are squeamish.

awwww MAN!! That just ruined my bowl of Ben and Jerry's chocolate brownie fudge ice cream!
I'm with you MilliONaire - I never even knew this sort of stuff existed!

Oh gosh. Picture this, if you will;
Lying in bed with dh, he is playing poker on his iphone I am messing about on MN. I said how random a list of things not to Google, I snapped two windows up side by side and Googled Blue Waffle, I clicked on it, it scared me, I clicked off and said; "what the fuck was that?" dh: "I think you'll find that's a vagina".

Went through the list, until we got to "TubGirl". Gosh, my husband put his hand up to block the screen. I shall have nightmares now. Thanks so much ladies.

The male equivalent of blue waffle is special fried rice.

When the Internet first came about there used to be a really interesting medical site comparing x rays of things trapped up peoples rectal cavities. Don't know if it is still around.

The clear outline of the x ray'd sindy doll will live with me to this day.

Right, off for some bread and butter pudding. That is a dessert and not a euphemism for anything!

OMG is Tub Girl the worst then? I don't think
I can take any more............

can't

This site? www.well.com/~cynsa/newbutt.html

Personally I think eat your soup is worse than tubgirl. apparently it's only orange juice that comes out of tubgirl.

god, I am so innocent and niave!!

I used to think rotten.com was bad. thats just tame compared to all this.

am desperately trying not to google!

Do it Demented. I dare you.

well, i've had an education tonight, that's for sure....Have to say, none of it appeals to me though from what I've heard!