To not like BIL snooping around our house

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At ds's birthday party last month (dh's) BIL refused to use the downstairs guest bathroom & kept going upstairs to use the main bathroom - found this odd but fair enough , everyone else was happy to stay downstairs & use the bathroom . Later that night when everyone had gone home i noticed the attic door was fully open now this door is high up in the ceiling with no stair access so difficult to open (you would need to stand on the stair banister to get up there or get a ladder and the spare bedroom door was also open (junk room always locked )
We said nothing to Bil but now its DD's birthday party on Thursday & BIl will be here again & i am sooo tempted to bring it up in a jokey kind of manner ( something like "oh we must have some v strong mice in the attic as they are able to open the doors") but dh doesn't want me to .
What do you think ?

Thanks for that Networkguy I feel quite sick now

Put a load of marbles in the bathroom cabinet.. they make a right racket!!

he could have been cracking one off in your loft.

well, 6 actually.

So if you go up there, wear wellies.

Remove all the lightbulbs and sprinkle talc so you can see where he goes. Thread on the top of each door so they fall to the ground unseen if he opens a door.

Mousetraps in your undies drawer.

Ooh this is exciting it's like a spy novel :o

or a note in your undies drawer

STAY OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR, X, YOU FUCKING NASTY PERVERT.

he can hardly let you know he saw it, can he?

Oh, brilliant plan SugarMouse!

Sort of like the pregnant polar bear cam.

Some big downside to that idea, surely, SugarMousePink !

was just going to say that.

will take several washes!

op will look just charming frantically scratching herself in tesco

nah.

I'm the bil.

I'll get me coat.

My Ex Bil spent the whole of one Boxing day "popping upstairs to phone his Mum,Dad etc"- was having an affair with an 18 yr old!
He is either up to something or has the squits
Marks Place !

I wish I was well enough and funny enough to join in .

OMG, lol at 'sniffs deeply'... that was absolutely necessary... mind you there are some women selling panties (they have worn for a day) for US$150 [and more] a pair... and on auction sites (but not Ebay where I think they ban such items)... some auction sites have starting bids at $75

I've never been into that, but such things even make it onto TV (CSI Las Vegas had an episode repeated recently where undies were sold for $2000 a pair in sealed bags). [yuk]

marking my spot..

cant believe some of you poo in other peoples houses! i would be mortified if u left your stench in my loo!

it took me 6 months to wee at work... NEVER would i poo outside of home

Marking place too

Don't you people watch television?? If he wasn't hiding his stash up there, he was secretly installing a video camera to tape them in their bathroom showering and bedroom having sex.

Of course, now OP is going to have to go up into the attic and check for a hidden camera.

Waiting to see if she checks.....