To NOT want my teenage DS to see a "lady of the night"

[JessShouldntSing]

Okay, my DH thinks this is a good idea, to give our son a "head start" in front of his peers. He thinks that it'll stop our DS being one of those moody, repressed teenagers you see on the news shooting people in back alleys and the like, but I'm not so sure it's a good idea.

In DH's defense, his parents did this for him and he (as far as I know) has never shot anyone. but I still don't really like the thought of it. AIBU?

Seriously??? Honestly??? Part of you thinks this is 'not that bad'????

anyone?

JessShouldntSing

Bit of a strange one for a first posting isnt it!

You are a Troll and/or a very sick person.

I will not be posting anything else on this thread as I have more important things to do.

ie. real life. Perhaps you should try it sometime.

punternet.com

I think this must be a troll.

or

Complete sidetrack - but what is the thing? See it a lot!

On the actual topic, I'm with the vast majority here and cannot believe that OP is even considering the reasonableness of the suggestion. Absolutely horrible in every way for all of the reasons everyone else has said!!

Please be a troll. :(

wind-up merchant reveal yourself

which reg are you ?

Did you name change OP or is this your fist ever post?

fist?? Fuck me I can't type today. It must be shock at having to read such utter twaddle.

OK, I've been trying to treat it seriously, on the basis that there are some fucked-up people out there and they deserve a bit of help and advice. But "I lost the use of my bits and pieces in an unfortunate cycling accident" ?! No - sorry pet that's outed you well and truly.

I am struggling to think of anyway a cycling accident could prevent you from being able to have penetrive sex. But saying that I did believe you, have you not heard of foreplay?

very very sad attitude/idea in so many ways!

It's like they used to do in the olden days. Women had to be virgins on their wedding night but men had to know what plugged in where so they saw ladies of the night.

Thanks for the laugh - am fed up cleaning the kitchen ready for the hordes descending a week on Saturday and needed a break and this has set me up for the rest of the afternoon.

On the off chance that this is true - how does your son feel about this? Is he OK with having his parents arranging such a thing for him, he doesn't find that a bit weird and embarrassing?

It's good, but it's not good enough Jess - I'm afraid my waters haven't broken. Can you give us some more insights into your world - I have my passport...

If you dont want your son shooting people in back alleys dont buy him a gun
simples

and you were quite happy to have sex with a man who'd slept with a protitute?

I was thinking of Colleen Rooney not Nolan.....

Okay, assuming you're not a troll. And, assuming your "D"H does require the services of a professional due to an unfortunate cycling accident , why would you want your son's first experience to be with a prostitute (for all the myriads of reasons outlined before) and with the same person your husband uses?

Man, I am totally getting why your son's such a mess.

I felt physically sick at the OP, but now I've seen the last post it is clearly a sick, sick joke.

Must be a troll

If not, and your seriously considering this, then have to say your cycle saddle did not go up far enough IMO

assuming thats what happened of course

welshbyrd i am shocked !!!