To NOT want my teenage DS to see a "lady of the night"

[JessShouldntSing]

Okay, my DH thinks this is a good idea, to give our son a "head start" in front of his peers. He thinks that it'll stop our DS being one of those moody, repressed teenagers you see on the news shooting people in back alleys and the like, but I'm not so sure it's a good idea.

In DH's defense, his parents did this for him and he (as far as I know) has never shot anyone. but I still don't really like the thought of it. AIBU?

Eww.

What a vile idea.

I suppose it depends on where you live and where your DH comes from. I know in Thailand it is accepted, but that doesn't make it right.
IIWY, I'd tell my husband to fuck right off.

Yeah.

Go for it why not

Wierdos.

HAHA....

i had to laugh else i would cry..i suppose you will light his first joint for him aswell?? just so he gets a head start... cant believe you took the time to write about it rly..

Are you Coleen Nolan?

Mind you , that was actually her idea, to send her 16 year old son to Amsterdam to have his first sexual experiance with a prostitute. Silly bitch.

Get back under your bridge and have a

Can somebody please pass me a sick bag, I feel violently ill.

"Mind you , that was actually her idea, to send her 16 year old son to Amsterdam to have his first sexual experiance with a prostitute. Silly bitch."

That's where you're wrong, Malificence. He'd already been sexually active for a while before he was sixteen. The Prozzie was a "reward" if he got 5 GCSEs. She also said she'd let her fiance shag a prozzie during his stag weekend because that's "lads being lads" Twatbag.

Imo that's just plain stupid!! Is that the only reason op??

Fwiw, I have two ds's. They are 21 & 19, never seen a prostitute thank god, not gone off the rails and certainly never shot anyone.

Have a .....and go back under your bridge.

OMG ! LMAO ! Are you serious ! Maybe you could get a BOGOF from the prossy to help yr DH get over any angst or stress he is feeling in the lead up to Xmas !

If it works in yr family, who am I to judge but OMG !!

And there was me thinking MN had been quite sane recently.....

Would anyone really believe that this would enhance their son's atittude and reputation amongst his peers? It would only make it difficult for him to have meaningful relationships with girls - imagine the conversation while fumbling round at a party "Have you ever, you know?" says she. "Oh yes dad bought me a prozzie for Christmas" he replies. "Ewww!" followed by end of romantic clinch, followed by her telling all her girl friends about how disgusting and pox-ridden he must be. Never gets a kiss again!

Ladythumb, your advocacy is unnecessary, prostitution is legal in the UK, always has been.

"Happy Birthday son! We could see you were going to end up moody & repressed having no chance of pulling a bird daft enough to shag you voluntarily.... so we've treated you to a hooker!"

If I was your DS my toes would be curling from that point until my dying day... There are some things you really don't want your parents setting up.

When DH was at school (all boys), anyone suspected of seeing a prostitute was branded a massive loser.

I bet most right thinking teenage boys think the same way.

Are you called Colleen???

Here are some good solid (they came from me) reasons that you could tell your DH, as to why you should not hire a prostitute for your son

1. You're effectively telling him, or he may think, that his parents think he's such a loser and so unable to find someone/have sex through regular means that the only solution is to hire a professional
2. You're deliberately exposing him to the risk of catching numerous STIs, and at worst, HIV
3. That you and your DH condone treating sex (and women's bodies) as marketable commodities

As I think of more I'll get back to you.

There's a joke in there somewhere...I'm thinking something about "going off half cocked" or being on a "hair trigger" or something.

Does your DH normally subscribe to the view that 'my parents did it' = 'this is the right thing to do'?

OP has disappeared and is probably a troll anyway.

Tell him Herpes is for life, not just for Christmas...

Is this for real?

Yes, for sure, teach him that sex is a financial transaction between a willing male and a woman whose sexual needs are not to be considered.

Also teenage girls LOVE guys who have been with prostitutes. It will really make him popular.

Are you from the 1890s? Have you seen Paint Your Wagon and thought it was a BBC 3 documentary?

Hope this is a joke.If not it is seriously messed up.

Did Colleen Nolan really get her son a hooker as a reward for passing his exams?