To think that unless you're extremely funny, have a speciality or you're controversial you're a nobody on MN

[thisismyxmasname]

From my observations.

No it wasn't you bupcakes...can't remember who it was ..you called us a coven of witches I think

bupcakes - nah you didn't call us fucking morons.

It was someone else entirely (I forget who - they peppered every post with !!!!!! and it was about benefit fraud...I think you tend to be on "our side" with that one? or maybe not, whatever)

Shirleyknot - MN erudite of 2010

coven of cunts is good though

christ is this still going?

I haven't read earlier on the thread as I can't be bothered. But Horace is a family name you know and I'm now a little concerned that some genetic throwback in the family has a penchant for lavender bleeding hearts. For shame.

And who do you think I am Shirley? I am Show. There's only one of us I think. Presume away m'dear.

Mittzy Resisting the urge..

Horace LeQuuen..I remember you..don't you dislike people who live on a main road but don't reverse onto their driveways?

arrgh cannot type!

I remember telling you to get back round your cauldron. Soz and that

I'm on your side re: benefit fraud if your side thinks that the gallows are too good for benefit fraudsters.

Down with this type of thing etc etc.

I'd be happy to call you all fucking morons now if it helps?

I don't think people recognise me but reading back my posts my speciality is bad typing and iPad autocorrect errors plus mood swings!

d'you know, sue, i don't think that's helped at all.

LeQueen I apologise. I did admire your impressive list though :)

Call me a fucking moron again Sue....nearly there.....

How about nest of vipers Shirley? That working for you?

Hey - and don't call me Shirley!!

Why would anyone want to be a "somebody" on an anonymous chat website.

Says A1980

Gosh is this thread still going on?

One has been far to bust mingling with the common folk.

Anyhoo i still state that i am Queen of fucking everything.. and yes i do have a pretty outstanding name.

My selling point... hmm thats a toughy all though i have been 'mentioned' in the 'whos your favourite mumsnetter' type threads..

OK, I want to know what jobs/lives you lot have to enable you to keep this thread going for so bloody long as I want in. Or are you all on your brand spanking new but can't work them because of the MN automatic adjust thingy iphones?

Have just noticed the time of the last post and realised it has ended. And to all a goodnight

We might add to the OPs original list 'or stay up too late', don't you think?

excuse me I am funny, specialist and controversial. THAT is why I am a somebody. Not just because I am the only one who can't let a thread die.