To think that unless you're extremely funny, have a speciality or you're controversial you're a nobody on MN

[thisismyxmasname]

From my observations.

Isla I like how there are only two options on reading a post!

"I read a post, think Oh that's funny or Oh what a tit you are and that's that."

A bunch of longstanding posters set up their own forum and it was by invitation only. There was quite a row about it but we're all so over it now

Yuck. I hope nobody would dare make a Jeremy Kyle Goes Commando tshirt.

I cry daily because I was not invited to be a Moldie.

i was and got bored.
everyone was really nice.

That'll be why I wasn't invited then!

Why would anyone get irate about a bunch of internet titwitches not inviting them to be in their piss-stinking "exclusive" gang? On the internet ffs? You'd only lend credibility to their misjudged own self-importance by chucking a hissy over it.

"Smells better in here now they've all fucked off" would have been the correct response.

i still liked the sophisticated smell of cheese ( and fish ) on here

you're a moldie? I never thought I'd see one in the wild.

Very black and white that's me :o

they are SO SO NICE to each other.
and it was not in my nature to be caring. Being the incarnation of Evil as I am.
SO i had to make my excuses and leave

and i missed the morons you get on here

(pres co excpeted natch)

Somebody pm me the Heirarchy

I have been busy trying to get 2 litres worth of dried-in, home-made bubble mixture (mostly fairy liquid and glycerin) out of a beech worktop

any ideas, anyone?

[unfunny,unspecialised and uncontroversial nobody emoticon]

c'mon tech, surely, if you can manage a fucking bear you can run to that? eh? eh??

Just to be clear.

I'm the Queen of fucking everything and always shall be.

So there

Orf with your heads!

it's true! it's true!

I've been on here for over 2 years and I still have to prove my street cred.

how can you tell whether you are a nobody or a somebody on here anyway?

I think it helps debate if people can't instantly recognise who you are, it helps to stick to whatever's being discussed.

how can you tell whether you are a nobody or a somebody on here anyway?

I don't know [cue existential angst]

I can tell when someone thinks they're somebody - when they namechange to some perversion variation of their name and expect people to recognise them

You know when you get The PM.

i got a PM today - it appeared to be from a pervy hairy trucker...maybe it was code though?

The what?[clueless]

Peter Mandelson

Pre Menstrual (tension).