To think that unless you're extremely funny, have a speciality or you're controversial you're a nobody on MN

[thisismyxmasname]

From my observations.

just say the word ma'am

surround the link with if you leave a space at the end if the link you can write text that'll appear.

Practise links/bears using 'preview message' a few times to check they work.

By George, I do believe she's got it!

I actually remember the names of very few posters on here. A few posters stand out but most are little more to me than just words on a screen.

What makes me larf is that I live on a small island and the gossip and bitching and back stabbing and scandals on said island is outlandish

...but it's got nothing on MN!

Freakoid - come out that corner, I can see you lurking there!

I've been here for years but randomly namechange every few months. I'm sure loads of the Moldies have returned but are too chicken to post under their original names. Bastards.

I should point out that even if I'd never namechanged you wouldn't have a clue who I am because I'm not very interesting or clever. I do have a speciality but none of the posters who share it get very much recognition anyway. In fact you're all bastards, feck off. [Eeyore]

oooo, too gracious
psst, btw you know what I heard about that Stranded?...whisper whisper

It's not true.

Oh yeah sorry the no knickers bit is true. But not the rest of it.

munting is almost as gross as when Jeremy kyle (i was bored!) said on yesterday's show that he never wears underwear.

It's nice that one can remain anonymous on here.
I have seen other forums where any new poster is subjected to something resembling The Spanish Inquisition.

what's the 'moldies' thing refer to, anyway? Is it explained somewhere here in this thread?

to OP the answer is yes

no one wants a dullard

We really need a vomit emoticon for responses to a knickerless Viney.

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