To think that unless you're extremely funny, have a speciality or you're controversial you're a nobody on MN

[thisismyxmasname]

From my observations.

Meh, I like to get CatMeYouCunt out now and again, just for larfs.

Think you should be "cuntcuntcuntbitchescunt"

Gwan, I dare you.

CatMeYouCunt makes me laugh like a drain.

Was it that fecking eejit GetOrf who mocked me for saying "CAT me" to you t'other day? I felt like saying "It's an in-joke, between Shirley and I" but I would have sounded like one of those in-jokey mouthbreathers who do my head in on Mumsnet.

I'll be cuntingcupcakes if you be ShirleyKunt.

ooooooo

Was I on that thread? I'll give you a little heads-up on GOML, just mention "by terry" make up in a derogatory manner and she goes proper snooker loopy.

(we are being totally in-jokers here, it's disgusting)

I'm thinking of Xmas names, not filthy names with that filthy word in it

[prim]

2Blessed i would ignore dragon butter if i were you,,have never googled it and will never do,just heard its nasty,,

whats this about people wanting to be known here and recognised?how is it going to improve your life is you are known on an internet forum?hmm,,i have never cared nor bothered really,coz i come here for laughs,bunfights and some really useful advice,,

ahg,,if not is

I've never heard of anyone on this thread

I haven't even read this thread you know. I'm such a somebody it's beneath me. And now ShirleyKnot is beneath me too. Virtually as well as metaphorically.

Joy.

What I really want to know is what is a speciality? My speciality is lasagne. Is this helping or hindering my MN status?

What a nice speciality to have Showaddywaddy. I am a nobody..I don't even have a speciality :(

oh but i have heard of you usualsuspect:o

ah Show.

Same Shit, Different Day.

Actual lasagne or just that Dolmio stuff?

Lasagne, proper cooked from scratch lasagne. Dolmio does not belong in lasagne. I make a mean lasagne. And garlic bread to go with it. I'm good with fish too. Which is nice.

I LOVE it when you call me Show. Honestly, something inside me fizzes.

anyfucker has been rude to me: i believe that qualifies me as mn filler, right? i have no further aspirations, frankly - it's just too much typing, it makes it like a job...

Tooblessed its because I'm a fucking moron isn't it ..not because of my great wit and getting drunk speciality

Lavender? Are you 83 and incontinent too?

Ooh LeQueen.. I have lavender filled cushions in my underwear drawer.

Is that wrong??

It's a whole new shade of wrong bear.

I agree 100% with the OP

oh crap :(

See, I am well famous.

Not only am I part of the fucking moron muskateers but cupcakes thinks I'm a bastard, GetOrf and I have a Maury relationship; Show (are you who I think you are? otherwise I'm being well presumptuous) and I had an election issue.

It's only a matter of time before I am TORN from my MN pedestal, and am ripped to pieces for some small indiscretion.

I am liking being unknown (red rug, pink peter, mohze blah blah)

re JK 'That man is so repugnant, I bet even his own penis hates him. He is moron too.'

This made me chuckle SO much

DON'T google it.

TinselinaBumSquash You've got the best name ever

Was it me that called you coven of cunts "fucking morons"? Sounds like me

usual not because you are a moron,mainly for your love of the bottle:o

what happened to the OP?