to be most aggrieved that I did not get married off in the last IPOAT thread? Won't someone think of Nigel?

[BeribbonedGibbon]

Well, am I?

I've heard that they drink that oestrogen with their gumbo down the Biyoo.

I've found a solution to my gargling with perfume after drinking brandy dilemma

Ladies do not radiate, IntergalacticHussy-Lulabelle, they glow.

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Ah could use that after smokin' these havanas cough, splutter choke, why thankee Jinny gal.

Fie on you, broken link

No no no! Wrong link!

Grrrr.

Glow

I've heard that they drink that oestrogen with their gumbo down the Biyoo.

Hullybelle, I did mean to applaud "And they wear a rough grey serge that pains the eye".

That was just peachy!

Why Ah thank you mos' kinly

have collapsed so prettily

I do feel sorry for those Yankee girls though. I heard of four sisters living in abject poverty with only a rich handsome neighbour showing any interest in them.

And not one of them swooned over him and their mother actively discouraged them.

One of them was a writer!

Son of a gun! We'll have good fun on the bayoooooou!

Now you best be careful down the bayoo, you don't know what goes on down there, what with voodoo wimmin an' crocodiles an'all.

Those evil virus things truly are the bane of my life

Perhaps the answer can be found down the Bayoo Jinny. Dons thigh high leather wading boots, with crocodile lassoo in one hand and black cockeral in the other.

You'll just have to picture it.

My, MY. Do you know where we might find eostro-gin, here abouts? Y'all, come back to the big house 'cos you are Mammy Hullys kinda man.

I think that is Mammy Hully.

oh my (adjusts stays and ripped southern belle dress) capn simon cowell had to rescue me from the crocodiles dahn at the bayoooo. /swoons dramatically a l a McKeith

Hully! mah dress. lift mah dress.

Eostro-gin...

Most excellent punage

Mammy will not let me leave until I have eaten my grits.

What are grits? I always imagine gristly penis from unidentified animals. But maybe that is me.