to be most aggrieved that I did not get married off in the last IPOAT thread? Won't someone think of Nigel?

[BeribbonedGibbon]

Well, am I?

OOOOOH! ROMANCE!

Oooooooooooooo

Excitement!

We need full and regular updates so we can interfere.

MM D. 'Hallo Doll'. How impertintent. Scoundrel.

Indeed, Mini,indeed. And you were right, on this thread I am Mimi Defarge, winsome and flighty daughter of Mme Defarge

Mimi! where the buggering bollocks have you been young lady? Can I also add an Oooooooooooo of excitement! we want detailed updates and descriptions please.

How exciting

Sorry, have no idea why I felt the need to share that thought last Friday.

'living doll''LIVING DOLL' god it wasn't Cliff was it? Am off for a few days, throws in the keys of the mammoth lab. enjoy mixing cocktails while I'm away.

Glad you had a lovely time Princess, it's a shame DP couldn't be with you but I bet your gorgeous niece kept you smiling

Have fun away mini!

Ahhh darling Riven, I could never hide from you..

Who is hiding from whom?

Fliffy, you feel free to chat or moan about whatever you want, that's what we're all here for.

Oh yeah we did do that

I still cannot believe that adults take up entrenched positions in the dispute trenches and snipe for days rahter than agreeing that we all hold differing views and live and let live.

Looks up from stuffing things in trunk.( sorry for mentioning trunk). With you there Hully, each to there own and all that.
I will re powder my wig, sharpen my teeth and polish my feet while away. You will not recognise me on returning.

A boy shop????

On the internet???

What will they think of next?

Ooh , a boy shop !

This is so exciting. please give full details. It is now 24 years since I had all the joyful agony of a new relationship

I was such a good girl I went on a terrible vaccination thread, posted once and left AND DIDN'T GO BACK !

My blood pressure is soooo much better

I avoided the swinger one because I don't know anything about it and have no opinion and the vaccination one because the subject matter was a bit bleh!

You realise I will now have to go and have a look...

Noooooo don't fo it. If you express an opinion varying slightly from mine I will have to throw monkey shit at you. And I hate the whole monkey shit throwing thing. The collecting it alone is such a pain.

And having to thriw it with love and forgiveness is tiring.

No you're safe.

No variation in opinion or indeed reasons behind it

Excellent news

Keep that monkey shit for something worthy pag. I intend to collect some myself for certain posters are beginning to vex me.

tries to sneak in last post on this thread...