to be most aggrieved that I did not get married off in the last IPOAT thread? Won't someone think of Nigel?

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Well, am I?

There are no interlopers. Once you visit an IPOAT thread you are secretly squirted with maiden juice through a process to complex for amish minds to understand. Tis a mark upon your very soul
After this one may wander but will be prone to swooning and endlessly drawn to people called Nigel. And pirates. And ballrooms.
You may notice that your feet expand

MY FEET ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL

A fair summary, young Pag.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=beautyeditor.ca/wp-content/uploads/hobbit_feet.jpg&imgrefurl=beautyeditor.ca/2010/08/10/reader-question-my-feet-are-dry-and-cracked-how-can-i-get-the-smooth-supple-tootsies-i-desire/&h=348&w=402&sz=23&tbnid=0CR2VJ9KZKNcmM:&tbnh=107&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhobbit%2Bfeet%2Bimage&zoom=1&q=hobbit+feet+image&hl=en&usg=__z1mK1Nt3Expf8JLyvfYZR-NSDBM=&sa=X&ei=iGrmTMSUNIqphAfz3KHxDA&ved=0CB8Q9QEwAQ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Methinks Madame Hully may protest too much ...

On the plus side, her toenails are quite short, though.

You are all jealous

I am jealous. My feet are like hooves

you did have neat feet as a child though Hul

arf at Fliffy

I shaved my toes recently (just to see). Toe stubble is dead weird. I also have hair on that humpy bony bit on the top of the foot.

Why haven't you all agreed with me yet on my Roayl Wedding AIBU?

Oh Hully, do pop out to the park or something. If you are shaving your toes 'just to see' I worry that you are not as stimulated as you could be.
Could you perhaps knit smart and attractive items for the home with the toe hair?
It would be fun and solve some of those christmas present ideas. A win win surely?

Haven't seen it yet Hully. Will look later (off to do some Important Crosswords).

I would agree with you but I have my Charles and Di mug of tea and my Royal wedding tea towels to wash.
Besides I am reet posh. I am waiting for my invite. I don't want the secret services scrubbing me off the list for being not right wing enough.

Last summer a friend of mine was bobbling about in the sea as you do (not in Blighty obviously)and I bobbled alongside her only to discover that she had a foot scraper thing under the water and was slicing off dead skin to float about us.

It was her birthday so I could only scream for a bit.

eeeuwww!

I must admit I want to go and do the fish that nibble your feet thing in Selfridges. I watched for a bit when I was there a week ago.

Come on - who's with me!

I've ad it for real. Was horrid, most disconcerting.

You are dead exotic Hully.

I would agree with you but then someone would accuse us of throwing quiches and piling in to offer support to MN Royalty

pag - Me - I have the most terrible problem with hard skin

I am creating my own agreements.

Selfidges it is then. Shall we go get pissed in the posh bar first?
I am going up in about a weeks time. I like Selfridges even though the clothes scare me a bit. They have that machine that measures you arse and finds jeans to fit. I think that would be quite funny. I could be the gal to beat the machine. How would they break it to you 'sorry madame, your arse is just too big'.

Hully, everyone will agree with you. You are the holder of the Royal Wedding Spreadsheet. You are like an expert and everything

You have agreed, Paggy

In fact, you were dead prescient and agreed a day early!

Selfridges confuses me I can just about cope with John Lewis. Went to the fabric dept the other day. It was like an episode from a fly-on-the wall documentary. Hilarious elderly camp shop assistants bitching at each other